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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, November 29, 2008


Wal-Mart tramplers being sought


Officials are closely studying security cameras in an attempt to determine who trampled a man yesterday in a Black Friday Wal-Mart rush that killed him..

SCHMUCKRAKER reported on the event yesterday as it happened..

A witness to the chaos said shoppers were like 'savages' as they streamed into the store and trampled the 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour..

..Wal-Mart interestingly reported that the employee came from a temporary agency and was doing maintenance work at the store..

The Valley Stream Wal-Mart had some good sales: A Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV for $798, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as "The Incredible Hulk" for $9//

And one dead man just in time for Christmas.. This story couldn't get worse..

PHOTO ABOVE: Nassau County Police examine the front of the Wal-Mart in Valley Stream, N.Y., Friday, Nov. 28, 2008, after a temporary Wal-Mart worker died after a throng of eager shoppers broke down the doors and trampled him moments after the Long Island store opened early Friday for day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, police said. (AP Photo/Ed Betz)

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All the news unfit to print for Friday, November 28, 2008


* * * Story correct 4:15: Reports of woman's miscarriage were untrue, those sentences have been 'struck' in this update.. * * *ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

A worker at a Long Island Wal-Mart DIED after being trampled in Black Friday stampede..

From the NY DAILY NEWS:
"A worker died after being trampled and a woman miscarried when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart Friday morning, witnesses said. The unidentified worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m. Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him. "He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back.""

This is what makes me absoultely disgusted.. Can you people put your insanity in check for a second? When you, the tramplers amongst us, are on your respective death beds, will you be proud of your life? Proud of rushing around like madmen and madwomen for a material possession that will rot away even slower than you will when you're in the ground? Will you be happy with your constant quest for justification of existence by purchasing goods that will be tossed aside hours after they are opened on Christmas morning? Will you feel that you achieved a goal by now killing someone and making another miscarry as you raced into a Wal-Mart for gifts? A Wal-Mart that is going to be open 24 hours a day until Christmas anyway!?

This story is beyond sad or pathetic, it's truely horrifying. Horrifying that, even during a time of recessionary spending habits, people will still rush into a store like rabid animals to ensure that they get the perfect foreign made piece of garbage on sale.. And now, with your achievements of getting that perfect gift, a woman lost her baby .. I hope you, the trampling shopper out there, can sleep well tonight knowing a worker died, and that a woman lost her child.. ...By the way, the DAILY NEWS reports at the end of their breaking story, "Before police shut down the store, eager shoppers streamed past emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the store clerk's life." . Only a few shoppers stopped to even see what they did.. only a few material lovers were able to put their own selfish and short lived desires on hold to see a man dying--a man with a story and a family. Futile existence? No one's life is futile. And you got your perfect gift. Don't open it too fast. it may turn to dust before you do.

(*Original story 11:15 am, updated 4:15 pm to correct miscarriage story)

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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, November 22, 2008



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FATHER APPALLED BY VIRTUAL AUDIENCE TO SON'S DEATH

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Sick net: Kid kills himself online.. while thousands watched live on his webcam

Abraham Biggs, 19, of Pembroke Pines, Florida, killed himself. He was a college student at Broward Community College.. And while the news of a teenager committing suicide may not come as a shock, the fact that he did it online may--on his webcam while people watched.. Glued to their computer screens.. Biggs' name was "CandyJunkie" on a bodybuilding website.. He blogged his plans to kill himself.. Police have been in touch with users of the site that have read his previous blogs, blogs that often spoke about killing himself. According to an AP report today, some users who read the blog told investigators they did not take him seriously because he had threatened suicide on the site before.. However, as the AP goes on to say, the Biggs family is angry that the viewers, or the website, acted to save the 19-year-old's life.. Justin.tv CEO Michael Seibel said: "We regret that this has occurred and want to respect the privacy of the broadcaster and his family during this time." The AP:
"Condolences poured in to Biggs' MySpace page, where the mostly unsmiling teen is seen posing in a series of pictures with various young women. On justin.tv, his alias was "feels_like_ecstacy.""
Tonight, the investigation continues into the internet suicide. .Cops are beginning to think that Biggs was egged on by fellow bloggers.. Biggs wrote a posting on a body building forum (*one that has since been taken down, according to ABC NEWS:
"I have let everyone down and I feel as though I will never change or never improve. I am in love with a girl and I know that I am not good enough for her. I have come to believe that my life has all been meaningless. I keep trying and I keep failing. I have thought about and attempted suicide many times in the past"
Biggs took a drug overdose in front of his life Net audience.. Viewers reacted with "OMG" and even LOL when they watched his motionless body on the bed while his webcam continued to stream live.. When police tracked down the address of Biggs' home and now death bed, the webcam shut off.. viewers were able to see the cops show up before the transmission was cut.. The disturbing news of Abraham Biggs' death now national and global news.. Another example of the "kids aren't alright" .. and the Internet being used to showcase it.. In this horrid example, though, the net was shown at its worst.. Users with anonymous names sending messages of glee as a young man killed himself in front of them.. People safely in front of their lifeless monitors encouraging madness.. The kids may not be alright, but neither is the Net..

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All the news unfit to print for Friday, October 24, 2008


THE BACKWARDS 'B' CON JOB

CBS NEWS/AP While she may not be the Schmuck of the week by its best definition, she is the prevaricator of the week. Yesterday, when the Drudge Report led the site on Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old McCain volunteer that claimed she was attacked, and that a B was carved on her face, other websites picked it up. Even the SCHMUCKRAKER made reference to it in its random rakings section yesterday.. But now it turns out, as some online suspected, the story of Ashley Todd has gone down in flames .. it was false, according to police investigating the incident. Perhaps the backwards B should have.. well, tipped everyone off? She told police Wednesday that she was attacked by a black male.. Today she can't explain why she made the story up.. AP suggests that police were initially suspicious, again, because the B on her face was backwards. She says that she doesn't remember carving the B on her own face, but admits that she must have since the rest of the mugging/mutilation story was false.. A morbidly twisted tale, the ends even more on the morbid note.. My hope is that she makes a quick recovery, and that she has mental analysis done. And that the media leaves her family alone--and leaves her alone. Something about this story is very sad...

The other interesting aspect of the Ashley Todd story: Drudge vs Wonkette.. Wonkette won.

Can't wait for this election to end. It's been weird.

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All the news unfit to print for Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Graphic: Olympic weightlifting accident shocks audience

Janos Baranyai's first Olympics: tragic ending..

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All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, August 5, 2008


"I have to stay on the bus forever": Canada bus beheading suspect asks to be killed

Strange details of the sick crime that is rocking Canada coming to light.. Officials say that Vince Weiguang Li had had a plastic bag containing the ear and nose of the victim.. Vince Weiguang Li responded to questions from police: "I have to stay on the bus forever".. Li is being charged with second-degree murder for the beheading of 22-year-old carnival worker Tim McLean .. Witnesses to the murder on the bus also say that Li cannibalized McLean.. According to reports, the judge asked Li if he wanted an attorney..Li shook his head and then quietly said "please kill me." more..

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