All the news unfit to print for Saturday, October 4, 2008
90-year-old woman botched suicide; she was killing herself over eviction
The story of 90-year-old Addie Polk is making national news after the events of her life turned tragic. .Polk was facing eviction from her Ohio home over her inability to pay her mortgage--so she chose to shoot herself. However, it was a botched suicide attempt, and she is now being treated for her wounds..
News reports said deputies had tried to serve Polk's eviction notice more than 30 times before Wednesday's shooting.
The TRUMAN SHOW was one of my favorite films of all time. During the final scene, when Truman leaves the fake world, two security guards watching on TV ask 'what else is on?' Perhaps Wall Street can understand that anxiety..
You can't please all of the people all of the time. But I guess.. you can fool them?
Wall Street plundered on Monday over 700 points when the United States House of Representatives said 'no' to the $700 billion dollar bailout bill.
Yesterday, when the Senate approved a new improved version, the Dow went down over fears that the House may not pass the bill.
Today, the DOW went DOWN against 150 points--after the HOUSE PASSED THE BAILOUT BILL that Wall Street and banks and businesses sought for!
Wall Street, according to the money experts on TV (the same ones that told us Wall Street desperately needs the bailout, and so did America for its very survival), went down today after the positive news on the $700 bil bailout because of unemployment news: it wasn't good. Employers slashed jobs, but the unemployment rate officially remained at 6.1%.
Paulson said he is going to swiftly implement the bailout provision, though a whole new staff is needed to determine who will get government money.
News isn't good in states, either: California worries that it may need an emergency loan, the deficit in New York is getting bigger, worries in Pennsylvania over smaller than expected revenues..
All in a day's news. And a day's trading. Happy weekend...
Another day on the stock market--this time it was up. While it didn't make $1.2 trillion with a T back that it lost yesterday during it's mini-belch of a crash, it did make back some cool cash for some edgy Wall Street traders that most likely couldn't get enough of the gin and tonics last night at dark Manhattan bars..
Yesterday's turmoil failed to continue today.. The United States markets were up, and Europe's didn't crash either. Instead, countries around the world are still ready for the United States Congress to pass the bailout bill.. Bush, party leaders, and McCain and Obama are all continuing to tell Americans that immediate action is necessary for our very survival.
I hear Twilight Zone music quietly in the background......
The only thing missing is Condi Rice talking about the mushroom cloud..
All the news unfit to print for Monday, September 29, 2008
And tonight, as America goes to sleep....
REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
TONIGHT: A LONELY PRESIDENT.. IN A QUIET WHITE HOUSE.. IN THE AUTUMN.. WATCHES THE ECONOMY FLOUNDER.. AND WONDERS HOW HE LOST THE FAITH
SUMMARY OF THE EMERGENCY ECONOMIC STABILIZATION ACT OF 2008
I. Stabilizing the Economy
The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 (EESA) provides up to $700 billion
to the Secretary of the Treasury to buy mortgages and other assets that are clogging the balance sheets of financial institutions and making it difficult for working families, small businesses, and other companies to access credit, which is vital to a strong and stable economy. EESA also establishes a program that would allow companies to insure their troubled assets.
II. Homeownership Preservation
EESA requires the Treasury to modify troubled loans – many the result of predatory lending practices – wherever possible to help American families keep their homes. It also directs other federal agencies to modify loans that they own or control. Finally, it improves the HOPE for omeowners program by expanding eligibility and increasing the tools available to the Department of Housing and Urban Development to help more families keep their homes.
III. Taxpayer Protection
Taxpayers should not be expected to pay for Wall Street's mistakes. The legislation requires companies that sell some of their bad assets to the government to provide warrants so that taxpayers will benefit from any future growth these companies may experience as a result of participation in this program. The legislation also requires the President to submit legislation that would cover any losses to taxpayers resulting from this program from financial institutions.
IV. No Windfalls for Executives
Executives who made bad decisions should not be allowed to dump their bad assets on the government, and then walk away with millions of dollars in bonuses. In order to participate in this program, companies will lose certain tax benefits and, in some cases, must limit executive pay. In addition, the bill limits "golden parachutes" and requires that unearned bonuses be returned.
V. Strong Oversight
Rather than giving the Treasury all the funds at once, the legislation gives the Treasury $250 billion immediately, then requires the President to certify that additional funds are needed $100 billion, then $350 billion subject to Congressional disapproval). The Treasury must report on the use of the funds and the progress in addressing the crisis. EESA also establishes an oversight Board so that the Treasury cannot act in an arbitrary manner. It also establishes a special inspector general to protect against waste, fraud and abuse
The Bush Administration announced tonight that President George W. Bush will make a public statement tomorrow morning at 7:35 AM before the nation's Stock Exchange opens for business..
Republicans in the House have expressed ongoing concerns over the bailout package -- there is now a chance that the bailout bill may not pass in bi-partisan fashion.. Nancy Pelosi may have to push the bill through with Democrats leading the way, something that she didn't want to do..
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In the early morning hours, Congress and Treasury Secretary Paulson heroically walked to the press and announced that there has been a constructive and tentative agreement made that all can swallow and the White House could like. Aides stayed up all night writing up the plans, printing the plans, and getting the copies ready for consumption by lawmakers and media..
The breakthrough bailout bill will reportedly do a few things: Treasury will be permitted to purchase $700 billion in bad debt.. the bill will include pay limits for executives.. And Congress will make efforts to prevent home foreclosures. According to the New York TIMES this morning, "In some cases, the government would receive an equity stake in companies that seek aid, allowing taxpayers to profit should the rescue plan work and the private firms flourish in the months and years ahead."
Nancy Pelosi is being credited with last minute talks that led to the breakthrough between House Republicans that didn't want this bill and everyone else that did.
Though there is a bailout today: The GUARDIAN is still loving the moment of the "shattering" of the American economy.
The plan still has to be voted on by Congress, though it appears through the leaders' words that passage is presumable.
But when it does pass, the next obvious act will be to watch the results. Will the markets stabilize or will they continue to fall apart? Will more banks fail? Will more people be able to pay mortgages, or just the opposite?
The risky gamble of $700 billion seems to be upon us. And if Congress votes yes (which it looks like they very well may) the results on the economy will be closely watched..
All the news unfit to print for Friday, September 26, 2008
WATCH-OVIA-MONEY!
Washington Mutual turned to crap last night.. the bank failed. The largest bank failure in history, mind you. JP MORGAN saved the day by purchasing WaMu..
Paulson walked into the room where Democrats were caucusing after today's meeting at the White House and pleaded with them, "Please don't blow this up."
Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., chair of the House Financial Services Committee was livid saying, "Don't say that to us after all we've been through!"
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said, "We're not the ones trying to blow this up; it's the House Republicans."
All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, September 23, 2008
SO MUCH BAD NEWS, SO LITTLE TIME
DIRE WARNINGS OVER ECONOMIC HEALTH OF NATION
KNIGHT BERNANKE/KING HENRY APPEAR BEFORE SKEPTICAL SENATE
The latest in the bad news about the economy column: A column expanding more and more, as the stock market slips by the day.. Dire warnings came from Ben Bernake and Henry Paulson on Capitol Hill today, warning that the Senate and House must vote yes on the $700 bil (try trillion) bailout plan, stating that if not dire consequences await the already fragile nation.
The Senate Banking Committee appeared unlikely to give Paulson the immediate and broad power he wants, Senator Shelby commented that the Senate needs to look to some alternatives. Senators from both the Democrat and Republican parties appear to be unlikely to must rapidly in passing the bailout measure--one that will be backed up by the deep pocketed *rigggghhht* American taxpayers.
In a stunning moment today, Senator Chris Dodd commented on the bailout measure: "After reading this proposal, I can only conclude that it is not only our economy that is at risk, Mr. Secretary, but our Constitution, as well".. Senator Jim Bunning said, "It’s financial socialism, and it’s un-American"..
Un-American? The Constitution is at risk?
Without being a financial expert, it's obvious that the measure is not free-market. It's not capitalism, but instead is trying to rescue capitalism before the greed and excessive nature of capitalism destroys itself. The Roaring 20s saw the same greed and mismanagement. .this time the federal government is trying to hedge off the second Great Depression--and .. are we teetering on the edge of this? Not to cause further rampant speculation, but the fact that the government is getting involved to such a high degree shows the extent of chaos and turmoil we are on the edge of.
The bailout plan appears to be hated--by everyone--including the authors! Paulson said, "It's embarrassing to look at this, and I think it's embarrassing to the United States of America"
Embarrassing for the United States of America.. But what about the Constitution? Is Treasury readying the shredders?
And if you're not worried yet? Think of this: The UNITED NATIONS is calling for global leadership during bad economic times, China wants a new world currency, and Iranian president Ahmadinejad said today that America is nearing collapse..
Worried now? Think about it...
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