
THE SUNDAY MORNING SIDEWALK: LAYOFFS AND BAILOUTS AROUND US.. BUT I JUST WANT IT TO SNOW AGAIN..
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![]() THE SUNDAY MORNING SIDEWALK: LAYOFFS AND BAILOUTS AROUND US.. BUT I JUST WANT IT TO SNOW AGAIN.. Labels: Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, December 14, 2008The Sunday morning sidewalkIt appears some people crave tragic endings. Actions of self-destruction seem to outweigh common sense. They get no closer to piece of mind unless they are involved in events that cause horror to friends and family watching.. The only hope you can have about them as that, in their tragic consequences to mindless acts of self mutilation, they will learn that they are going down a path that they have chosen.. You reap what you sow. Karma.. It seems to happen that way .. * * * It's been a tough year for shopping. I'm not having trouble finding gifts for people because I don't know what they want, instead it's because often they have most of what I'm looking at. It's very difficult to buy something new for someone.. And also, I missed this year's showing of the CHARLIE BROWN Christmas special due to being in school that night. I think it threw me off. Some have told me, "Just watch it on video or You Tube." Not good enough.. I liked watching it when I knew other people were watching it at the same time.. it made me feel more like I was apart of something bigger. A common nationwide emotion of Christmas joy.. * * * Speaking of gifts, the whole Christmas experience is overblown anywway. I think it's time we, as a nation, choose to go back to a deeper meaning of Christmas.. Sure, Jesus was probably born in June.. and yea, the Pagans were converted easier when the Catholic Church put Christmas on their winter tree worshipping, but there is still a valuable meaning to Christmas.. Spirit, joy.. Love. Happiness.. Family.. * * * But something sad happens at Christmas--it's awfully depressing for countless people. Awfully sad for so many that lost their family and friends.. So bleak and dark for people that have so little.. Help them, this year. Get more out of Christmas by giving more than material possessions made in different countries.. Volunteer.. Make your neighbors shed tears of happiness instead of sadness.. Easier said than done.. * * * Everything seems to come at us so fast anymore.. By Halloween time, Christmas decorations are up.. and when it's over, it seems like all that build-up took place for .. what? Wrapped gifts under a tree opened within minutes.. And by the time we recover a New Years eve celebrations comes and reminds us of all the things we didn't do this past year.. resolutions made (and broken within days).. * * * But that's the spirit of Christmas. We are, after all, imperfect humans.. We laugh and cry, we live and die.. And around Christmas, all emotions seemed heightened. And, as Sting and others sang in the 1980s, there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime. Things haven't changed.. nothing grows, rarely rain or rivers flow.. Do we know it's Christmas time at all? Here's to your Sunday morning sidewalk! Decorated and ready for Christmas, 2008. Don't be afraid.. Get the spirit. Even if getting the spirit means you have to go on a material good strike this season.. Labels: Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, December 7, 2008When I was a child, my mother taught me a prayer: "There are four corners on this bed, there are four angels around this spread; Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, God bless this bed that I lay on." When she would tuck me in, that little prayer gave me confidence in something--even when I was a small child in a town with a mine fire. I would then fall asleep gazing up at a painting of Winnie the Pooh on my wall... Winnie the Pooh was on the edge of a path with a gray sky.. It was a calming picture.. Life isn't always calm. But I can always shift focus on that painting mentally even until today.. Innocence .. Youth. Fast forward, I am 28. Years of growing up can make you lose your focus on that journey from the little boy in the burning town .. And it's always the Christmas season.. Increasingly through life I get a little more like "the grinch" .. x x x This week, just a tad bit more than other weeks, I lost confidence in human beings. A few events of an unfortunate nature made me scratch my head in disbelief, cringe in sickness, and get angry in sadness. How can a human being filled with decency and self confidence completely throw all of that in the heaping trash can of embarrassment? How can someone filled with intelligence act in a way that forever can destroy? Someone that lived 58 years of life building a reputation, all to simply give it away to the demons that filled his body? It's amazing how fast you can destroy something. Something that was built up over a lifetime can turn into dust in the wind, wisping away in a breeze. x x x Dust in the wind.. On this date, December 7, 1941, another generation was completely changed in sudden fashion. Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japan without warning (I repeat, without warning). Troops on December 6, 1941, were going about their duty in Hawaii. At 7:55 am Sunday, December 7, Japanese warplanes killed 2,335 soldiers, 68 civilians, and damaged 21 ships, destroyed 188 aircraft, damaged 159 aircraft, and forever changed the nation when Franklin Roosevelt declared that America would enter World War II. And now today, 67 years a few veterans are still around to tell the story of Pearl Harbor.. But the once bellowing tale is turning into a whisper. If you have the chance, listen to the story. Don't let history die with the aging soldiers around us.. x x x I always think of this: The people that were killed during the Pearl Harbor attack, and on 9/11, have been frozen in time. They are still, in my mind, there. At that event.. on that day.. Pre-horror. They are still planning the later part of their day.. still thinking of what they will get for lunch that day.. Still worrying about the work they have to get done.. They died suddenly. Their horror may have even happened too quick for them to even determine what they were apart of.. And now, today, we the rest of the world has moved on from the tragic events on both days, their lives have been stopped and frozen .. Frozen.. x x x And just in time for Christmas, some grand news hits the American consumer: Fears that our current economic plight may be worse than any other period since World War II .. In the defense of negativity, the news is pretty grim. The bleak jobs numbers are horrible: 1.91 million workers lost their job in 2008. And as reported yesterday on Schmuckraker, even Google called off its grand Christmas party in favor of smaller worker-planned events.. All the world's changing.. But nothing under the sun is new. It's all been done before.. But, what would the tech generation do during a Depression? How would the Net world react to dire economic times? That, perhaps, is one thing that has never been done before.. x x x Through it all, though, the recklessness of man will shine through.. Like a priest on a nude beach, everything is getting weird.... Labels: Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 30, 2008Sunday morning sidewalkShop 'til you drop. Or until they drop.. We heard news this week that seemed unbelievable.. At least unfathomable. Shoppers at a New York Wal-Mart acted like savages all for cheap foreign made goods .. All to save a few bucks on a Christmas gift that will one day be discarded like all other material possessions on earth. Knocking someone down is one thing, but taking the life of a temporary worker just trying to make enough to get through life is the part that can give you the chills. The mob of giftseekers is now being looked at closely by police, who want to try to determine what person trappled the 34-year-old that stood at the door when the bargain hunters stormed into the Wal-Mart.. Here today .. making a buck. Gone tomorrow.. due to a frantic crowd that seemed to have lost its sense of purpose. Is this where we are as a country? Are we here at a place where common sense and morality don't matter? Instead, does it only matter to "have" things .. "have" items..? Is it more important to own things than it is to be a part of life? Is it more meaningful for some to buy until the bank account is drained than to give over the holidays? Have our children become so spoiled that we don't even care that so many can't read when they graduate? So spoiled that parents will spill into stores looking for the highest priced items as a show of love and affection..? Those material possessions will rot away, just like all of us. The interesting thing is that our flesh and blood will rot even faster than plastic and paint.. There is no reason that a crowd in America should even take the life of another human being in a shopping frenzy.. Equally, there should never be a time when the same crowd appears to show no remorse after they do trample him to death.. # # # # The TIMES OF INDIA has a headline today: "IT'S WAR" .. It reminded me of the days after 9/11 when the New York papers had headlines like "WAR" and "BASTARDS!" .. It's a frightening time in life.. Terrorism seems to be making a comeback, and increased fears are being reported of an attack greetings Barack Obama in his first days in office.. But what is also scary is what the TIMES of INDIA says in today's editorial: "Constitutional experts must put their hands together to see whether under existing laws any special, but temporary, powers can be given to the security agencies. All major political parties should be taken into confidence to see what urgent steps can be taken to prevent the nation from sinking deeper into chaos. There is a pressing need to restructure India's security architecture. A federal agency to deal with terrorism has been suggested by this newspaper and now by the PM. A coordinated effort to process information gleaned by state and central agencies should help to transform randomly collected information into actionable intelligence" India: We've been there, done that. The new agency doesn't always work wel.. the Constitutional liberties issue? I won't even go there.. There are some things that could make terrorism win even faster, and one of those things would be giving up Constitutional liberties. # # # # Did you know they found a piece of wood on Mars? No really... Did you know they did? Some people would have us believe that this is a piece of wood. Now, photos from that many light years away could always be deceiving, but a few experts tend to believe that the "wood" is actually sedimentary rock on Mars. But that's not stopping several websites from speculating on where the wood came from .. Maybe Noah's ark was a spaceship after all? Water may prove life on Mars exists.. Wood may simply prove lumbering once did.. # # # # First the bees disappeared .. now acorns!? Squirrels going hungry throughout the world! In a story that doesn't make me laugh but instead, as the bee thing, worry, botanists throughout the country have been popping up asking where all the acorns are this year.. I can say from personal memory, last year was a tough year for head injuries. You could hardly walk outside the house without a squirrel tossing acorns down on the ground. It like a warzone.. acorns raining down constantly in attacks from the trees. But this year, nothing. I had a few passing thoughts about it earlier this fall, the time when my car would be covered in the morning with acorns. There weren't really any.. At all, and now message boards and discussion groups have been popping up on the Internet to talk about the new conundrum of botany .. A reason to worry, if you're a squirrel. A reason to pay close attention if you're a human.. Labels: Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 23, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk: Thanksgiving week has arrived
![]() Fresh snow was on the ground this morning-- and the weather spoke of a storm coming Monday night into Tuesday that promises to produce my area rain, snow, and ice. The long summer is over.. the short fall never seemed to be here.. and winter approaching quickly.. # # # Thanksgiving 2008: America seems to be giving thanks to change. Change from the old guard to the new guard--no matter what the new guard plans, it's change from a mess. The mess is unfolding daily before our eyes: Retail stores in financial worry, major banks in financial crisis, jobless claims on the rise.. and just in time for Christmas, many companies are scaling back and announcing layoffs. Giving thanks during recession? It can happen. There's more to life than money--though the last 15 years or so wouldn't make you believe that. Thanksgiving today involves food and football, but Puritans believed that the country needed to give thanks. In 1846, Sarah Hale began writing letters to Presidents and publishing essays for a permanent day of thanks.. Hale asked Abraham Lincoln for Thanksgiving.. In 1863, he proclaimed a Thanksgiving holiday on the last Thursday in November, as an attempt to heal the nation after the Civil War. President Roosevelt moved the holiday up a week in 1939 to boost the country's failing economy.. Congress then declared Thanksgiving to be the fourth Thursday in November.. # # # So as the economy free-falls and your neighbors, and perhaps even you, lose your job: Take comfort in history. It's been been before, and will be again.. But through it all, Thanksgiving stands as a day of giving thanks for things that do matter.. things that money can't buy.. This year, think of the real things that matter.. # # # In the meantime, the random rakings from around the world. ![]() SCHMUCKRAKER: Sarah Palin (and the weird guy behind her) the Schmuck and Schmuckette of the week.. A video you'd have to see to believe.. Police searching for gunman after shooting at Washington state mall. One man was killed and another was critically injured.. Lame duck: Bush wrapping up the last global summit of his Administration.. ![]() Parents rejoice! Their kids aren't watching sex and violence.. The movie TWILIGHT the surprise his of the year.. A $35 mil opening on Friday night and $72 mil total is being anticipated.. First the floating lost tool belt, now trouble with the NASA urine machine! NASA hoping to get shuttle equipment working so it can convert urine and sweat into drinkable water and allow the international space station to grow to six crew members.. Drink up! 13-year-old student "arrested" after farting in class. Farting numerous times.. ![]() Developments in the sick case of the three men that wanted to have sex with corpse of woman they found attractive.. The three men want the trial to be moved out of Grant county, Wisconsin.. All three have plead not guilty to attempted sexual assault, attempted theft and attempted criminal damage to a cemetery Tennis star Jimmy Connors arrested at basketball game.. Double standard: Teacher only gets 30 days for having sex with student! The teacher was a 31-year-old female was two children.. ![]() 45 years ago yesterday, John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas Texas.. Hundreds gathered in Daley Plaza to mark the dark day in American history... # # # Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 16, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
I've been doing some thinking about the great American car crash .. A federal bailout for Detroit? Emergency aid to continue their business? Or let them go bankrupt, restructure, and possibly fail if they cannot compete with other companies that were able to modernize their operations long before the old guards named Chrysler, Ford, and General Motors?
This is an important question.. I was opposed to the original bailout--and I believe that people opposed like me are getting redemption. Only this week, King Henry Paulson suddenly changed course and said that the $700 bil bailout will not be used to buy up bad assets, as he originally proposed as the Bush Administration sold the plan to Congress.. And now, Democrats in the Congress and Senate appear willing and ready to give GM and Company federal dollars.. President Bush's reluctance may soon not matter--January 20, 2009, President Obama takes office and would most likely sign a bailout..
This bailout is much more likely to affect Americans than the Wall Street giveaway.. If GMC and others would fail, so would machine shops, supply companies, factories, the industrial Midwest, and car dealerships throughout the country, including salespersons and service techs.. Some researchers say that millions could end up unemployed if the big three fail..
I don't have an answer.. I have some suspicions that we have gone bailout crazy .. some argue that Chapter 11 reorganization would be the best road for the big three.. others argue that Detroit must be saved.. We'll see in the coming weeks what happens. And I don't know what the answer should be--although a sneaking suspicion is that if we bailout GM we'll have to do it to all others, so perhaps it's better allowing a company that failed an industry fail within the industry.. But that's the Ron Paul in me coming out..
So much for that: The random rakings from around the world, all the news unfit to print, but printed..
Must watch video posted yesterday: Peter Schiff was right years ago about the economy..
Huge wind-blown fires in California cause destruction: Hundreds of homes destroyed.. and lives forever changed.. Thousands are being evacuated in the Golden State..
Progress: TIMES SQUARE getting its first green billboard which will be powered entirely by sun and wind..
Obama may have to give up the Blackberry .. aides say he probably won't become the first emailing president..
Study: Unhappy Americans watch a lot more TV than happy ones..
Watch out for the exploding bras! Victoria's Secret show filmed for broadcast on CBS in December..
Linsday Lohan flour-bombed! Animal rights activists throw flour on fur-wearing Lohan as she walked into a Paris nightclub..
Sick society (one that does not represent the whole): Obama election victory spurs race crimes around country..
The billion dollar bat!!! DARK KNIGHT earnings assessed now at $1 billion worldwide .. The only other three movies that claim rights to the billion dollar club: Titanic, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest..
Rapper Kanye West critical of paparazzi photographers after he was briefly arrested at nightclub..
Critic: Two new stars on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE won't help Obama problem: They're both white women..
MTV ends an era: TOTAL REQUEST LIVE over after a decade..
Divided we fall: Vermont town argues over children saying Pledge of Allegiance..Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 2, 2008Littered campaign signs on The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
AP Photo/Ron Edmonds
It's here! Election day coming in two days.. 48 hours to go until those candidates that we have heard from, met, and gotten sick of, will win or lose the election.. 48 hours until we are able to voice our opinions on massive numbers at polling places. I long for those days of number 2 pencils, instead now we all have electronic voting machines.. I don't trust them. I'd much rather that pencil. The accuracy may never have been 100%, but we don't know if the machines are better--we don't get printouts of the vote in my district. Do you? And we all know Oprah almost didn't vote for Barack Obama...
Last night, on Saturday Night Live, John McCain appeared and tried one last pitch: Comedy. He seems to be a legitimately funny guy--and the McCain that appeared on SNL last night wasn't the same one we've seen all year. If McCain loses (and I still stand by my prediction for better or worse of an Obama win) there will be one major reason as to why: He wasn't himself, and he didn't appear to be permitted to be himself. He didn't want Sarah Palin, did he? He wanted Lieberman, or Tom Ridge. He got Palin after two phone calls and a brief encounter. Maybe it was the lipstick that convinced him..
And if Obama's campaign wasn't as historic and well-run as it was, Biden would have been an entirely terrible pick for VEEP. He's verbally clumsy, and extremely arrogant. The only saving grace for Obama was the better get out the vote program that he had..
Won't we all be so much happier when people stop calling our homes?
I got a call yesterday that actually asked if I needed a ride to my polling place, they were going to take me. I thanked them but hung up the phone.. the thought, I'm having some car troubles. Maybe I'll be regretting my refusal of a free ride on election day..
From the world we stand on, the random rakings of the day, presented to you for your approval on the cold and sunny Sunday Morning November Sidewalk:
Labor-management cooperation finally occurs in Boeing strike: Machinists union votes to ratify agreement with company..
Did you set your clock back? It's really not 9am now, it's 10am. Well, yesterday it was.. so what time is it? And why do we do it?
George W. Bush is still president: And a judge has ordered the White House to produce wiretap memos..
China destroys tons of tainted animal feed..
Obama tells SF CHRONICLE that he will bankrupt coal industry!
Organic farmer plans lawsuit over gene modification.. fears of contamination..
New Vatican guidelines for seminarians attempts to stop future priests that have "deep-seated homosexual tendencies"..
Tonight: THE SIMPSONS new treehouse of horror airs..
Eighth-grader dressed as Jesus sent home from school..
Study shows that overweight women have as much sex as thin women..
Couple arrested as dispute over woman's missing false teeth..Labels: Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 26, 2008A week before Halloween.. Scary rumblings on the Sunday Morning Sidewalk
![]() The photo taken this morning shows a bare forest with the exception of a few leaves that are left hanging on until the end .. The fog in the background shrouds the rest of the lifeless trees. They are seemingly ready for winter--and this week's forecast for Pennsylvania shows some flurries and squalls for higher elevations in the forecast. Certainly not Halloween weather.. A week before Halloween but weather making it feel like Thanksgiving. The coffee is brewed, Bill Kristol on FOX NEWS SUNDAY is upset as hell that it appears John McCain is floundering. Twas always thus.. Enjoy the sidewalk, bundle up, and prepare for the cold. And prepare for the crisis when Obama is president. Why did Biden say that!? Secret files now made public: Two U.S. fighter pilots during the Cold War were ordered to shoot down UFO.. The top costumes for kids this Halloween: A generic witch, Hannah Montana, Spider-Man and a pirate.. For adults? The JOKER huge And I don't know officially, but I see a lot of those blow-up sumo wrestlers being bought up. Retailers report brisk sales the week before Halloween.. But.. Canadians seem to be reigning in a little bit when it comes to spending on Halloween decorations and costumes. Also in Canada: The JOKER the top costume for adults.. Politics is big this Halloween--which is only a few days before the November 4th election date. Sarah Palin masks top McCain and Obama.. Reports: Palin costumes flying off shelves across America. Supply is NOT EXPECTED to meet demands for Sarah Palin's latex mask this year.. Some area available on eBay for a price of up to $60
As for the real mask, I don't think it looks anything like Sarah Palin.
I think there will be a ton of homemade Sarah Palin looks this Halloween.
Speaking of Palin lookalikes: Vegas held a Palin lookalike contest at a strip club. God bless America.
The TV schedule: John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN playing this year on AMC..
Newspaper details the mailman that turns into Michael Myers 21 nights of the year..
Slasher films stand the test of time..
AP Photo/Toby Talbot
McCain and Obama pumpkins rounds out this morning's Sunday morning sidewalk..
Before long, Halloween will have come and gone. And so will this year's election. Time is fleeting, and life moves fast. Live it to your best..Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 19, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
AP Photo/Amy Sancetta
I'm going away for a long deserved one and a half day vacation with my wife as we celebrate one year of marriage.. And like always, my timing in impeccable: A beach during the .. fall? How cold is this going to be!!? Lucky enough, the weather appears to be headed for warm days in New Jersey .. our brief stint will be over before we know it, but that seems to be the pattern: One year of marriage flew by with the click of a finger and a blink of an eye. Wish us some good thoughts as we head to Long Beach Island .. and hopefully have a romantic dinner at a restaurant that chose to stay open this long into the season. But in the meantime, the random world as we know it this morning:
Vladimir Putin tries satellite navigation--on his black lab..
According to the AP, President Bush, with just three months left in office, will host an international summit to discuss ways to fix the world financial system ..
In the meantime, Oliver Stone's "W" doing very well at weekend box office, pulling in cash from viewers age 35 and older..
Does he mean DELIVERANCE!? McCain's aide says he is strong in "real Virginia"
Biden to Democrats: Don't be too confident.. This word of warning comes amid news that Barack Obama is preparing his Cabinet!
Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 12, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk..
The sun is shining this morning over Schmuckraker home base. There may be an economic and incredibly nasty fall election campaign on the sidewalk outside, but life continues to go on. Bars are still full.. restaurants still serving food.. buses are still on schedule. And my garbage still gets picked up every morning at 5:30am. Even during economic crises people have children, have funerals, have weddings, and have parties. Halloween parties are coming up soon. .haunted houses and corn mazes are still open. And even as people suggest that their spending habits are going to change immensely, Halloween masks are still puchased. Including even by my.. The more things change, the more life goes on. And now the random news links and rakings from around the dangerous and shaky world--a world shaky but steady, always looking at the bright side of life:
The Schmuck of the Week: No name, and no hair..
Did you lose a lot of money in the stock market? If so, where did it go?
A "mama for Obama"
Ten years after Matthew Shepard, town reflects..
Pennsylvania Governor Rendell signs 31 bills--including one banning mandatory overtime for nurses, and another licensing massage therapy..
Lisa Marie Presley has twins..
More candy being taken off shelves in China as milk scandal continues.. And confidence in Chinese food and beverage at all-time low..
Angelina Jolie appears on W magazine breast feeding.. A very public private moment..
The season's not over yet: Forecasters closely watching a pair of tropical waves..
Billboard with racial overtone causes controversy .. See full-size billboard..
Be scared!! Bush says he has a "lot of work to do" before he leaves office..Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 5, 2008Full fall on the Sunday Morning Sidewalk
It's full autumn outside. Leaves are beginning to change their colors.. falling dead to the ground. A cooler ground, but not cold yet. Long range weather forecasts show some warming is still ahead, even though the past couple have felt more like late October..
October comes and goes way too fast. It's my favorite month.. But it's here and gone faster than a fluttering leave falling from a tree. It's sad in a way: The death of summer happens so fast.. And the snow comes before anyone is ready. Enjoy life.. It's short. And before you go about your day, the random headlines makes news and causing fears across the world, and beyond, submitted for your Schmuckraking approval, on the Sunday Morning Sidewalk:
In case you missed it, I chose a Schmuck of the Week for the first time in a while..
Bank wars: Who own's Wachovia?!
The campaign, only one month to go (thank God): Bruce Springsteen in Philadelphia, concert for Obama, slams Bush years..
The privileged class: Is Joe Biden getting plastic surgery?
Palin gives shout out to negativity: Says Obama is 'palling around with terrorists'
Brilliant comedy: Palin/Biden skit on SNL..
What if the presidential race ends up in a tie..?
The fight in Pennsylvania: Republicans favor a dress code for election workers, the Democrats don't. And it's going to court..
Eat up: Now tainted Cadbury chocolate found in Hong Kong..
Kim Jong IL turns out for student football game..
Fun link *for dorks like me*; 270towin.com can take you back in time to look at electoral maps throughout history..
The Phoenix lander's next mission: Listening to the sounds of Mars..
Larry Flynt shoots porn film featuring Sarah Palin lookalike! .. she was found on Craigslist.com
Sick: Porn posted on website dedicated to slain Damilola Taylor..
Howard Stern gets married to Beth Ostrosky.. Guests of the wedding included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel, Steve Schirripa, Chevy Chase, Tommy Mottola, and Donald and Melania Trump.. They dined on tuna tataki, scrambled eggs with white truffles and striped bass with caviar - washed down with wine and champagne..
Sex survey in Canada: Men have four orgasms a week.. and penis size doesn't matter.. And what about when women don't orgasm? Men don't want to take the blame.
Man spends five months growing giant pumpkin---then it gets stolen!
Dodgers win first playoff series since 1988..
Hear the screams of jubilation... CNN iReport: Surviving an Obama handshake line..
The coal region turns fertile again: Coal may not be king, but it's growing again in popularity..Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, September 28, 2008POURING RAIN ON THE SUNDAY MORNING SIDEWALK
While watching Saturday Night Live last night, desperately interested on whether those Palin cameo rumors would turn out to be true (they didn't), I flipped to the news stations and saw a live 12:30am press conference with Congressional leaders and Secretary Henry Paulson.. They saved us. They came up with a negotiated deal before the market self destruction--one that everyone said was sure to take place.. More on all this in a bit. But first today, the Sunday Morning Sidewalk is lined with links from around the world.. Good, bad, and ugly. It's raining over Schmuckraker home base today. My hope is that your Sunday sidewalk is dry and sunny..Sarah Palin at the UN? Maybe not, but still funny.. Tina Fey was back on SNL last night for her Palin impression, though Palin didn't make cameo that was rumored. Fey's two appearances this season have been the shining moments of the show.. Perhaps Seth Meyers is going through normal growth as head writer.. no word on whether Al Franken helped with any skits.. But.. This was pretty interesting: SNL lampooned Obama on scandals that have been ignored by the media.. Hurricane Kyle going to become Maine's first named storm in 17 years.. Storm headed towards Nova Scotia, too.. The day after: Hollywood and America mourns Paul Newman as a different kind of star.. Chinese astronauts return to earth.. triumphant. Hopefully they stay away from the milk.. NEWSWEEK magazine asks: What if Obama loses..? Sarah Palin number two on MAXIM magazine's list of "World's Hottest Politicians" Study: Catholics feel less pain than atheists.. Google launches smart phone.. Backlash against Obama camp: Are legal threats going too far? College scoreboard wrap-up.. NFL schedule for today.. Labels: Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, September 21, 2008THE FINAL DAY OF SUMMER: THE SUNDAY MORNING SIDEWALK
The last sunrise on summer 2008--forever a memory soon to be distant. Today is the final full day of summer, fleeting hours as the sun above isn't as warm on the earth as it was a few weeks ago.. No more fireflies in the humid summer night air.. No more smell of barbecues from distant neighbors blocks away.. no more care-free clothing.. It's fall 2008. The autumnal equinox only hours away, as fall will begin tomorrow.
A few last minute summer 2008 random rakings, as we say goodbye to a season we grow to hate while it happens but grow to love as its last few hours bring a tear to the seasonal eyes:
A belch of nature of a coming ice age? Australian paper looks into possibilities of a colder future..
Fascinating story of what happened behind closed doors and Treasury's Paulson met with legislators..
In the closed-door ominous session, Reid told Paulson, "It takes me 48 hours to get the Republicans to agree to flush the toilets around here"
.. America, the 'diminished nation'? Pat Buchanan on the financial crisis.
What is it? Hubble Space Telescope, again, captures image that baffles experts..
And also, Treasury may want to start bailing out foreign banks!
Game review: Site gives STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED two and a half stars our of four..
The new STAR WARS game does something others have not: You permitted to play the bad guy .. you can be Darth Vader and hunt down the rebel army .. the game still makes it more 'fun' to be the force instead of the dark side, you have more powers with the force..
Scholar claims to find lost capital of the Khazarsa, powerful nation that adopted Judaism as its official religion more than 1,000 years ago..
U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly issued order Saturday for Vice President Dick Cheney to preserve his records as VP.. Private group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington is suing Bush/Cheney to try ensure that no presidential records are destroyed or handled in a way that makes them unavailable to the public..
It may have been the end of someone's world..
Chinese milk doing bodies bad in a new place: Hong Kong child gets kidney stones from tainted milk..
Al Qaeda suspected in Marriott bombing in Pakistan -- being called Pakistan's 9/11..
Former Blink 182 drummer, and DJ, injured in plane crash that kills four..
George Michael busted again.. in a bathroom, again..
Russia moves to ban Western holidays, including Valentine's Day and Halloween, calling them bad influences of Russian youth..
What will be the big seller for Halloween (*the Western holiday*)? Heath Ledger JOKER costume a hit, other stores reporting that Obama and McCain masks are high sellers.. Hillary sits waiting for buyers..
Goodbye summer, see you in '09!Labels: Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, September 14, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
It's that time again.. another week's closing day. The final, quiet touch on the week that was.. Another week of disaster: Just as Gustav's aftermath was being cleaned up, Ike struck with strength. We still don't know the full implications of what Ike did to Texas..
Even though it's almost fall, today's temperature in Eastern Pennsylvania at Schmuckraker home base will be above 90.. Yahoo! gives us some locations on where to see fall foliage this year, but under $500. My area's not here, even though we have some nice foliage. And it's cheap. Maybe I'll write to Yahoo! if I get the urge..
Until then, take the bridge to no where, and read the random rakings from around the world, some making headlines, and some that aren't:
A race against time: Rescue workers canvass neighborhoods slammed by Ike in attempt to save those that rode out the storm..
Far away from Ike's path, $5 a gallon gas popping up on supply fears..
Montanna man 'ok' after crashing into a bear while riding a bike..
The newest of the new allegations against Palin in nasty race: Did she hire friends for state jobs?
Nasty: Obama 'box of waffles' campaign joke loses humor: Shows cartoon Obama with Arab-like headdress.. Political satire?
HOW MANY MORE CAN WE SAVE!? Rumors: US Federal Reserve officials and bank bosses from Lehman Brothers are locked in talks about how to save the bank..
Hackers claim they broke into Large Hadron Collider..Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, September 7, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk: Random rakings from around the world
It's Sunday again.. arguably the most depressing day of the week, for some odd reason.
This week, though, a new face lit of screens across America: Sarah Palin's ratings were high .. the GOP convention actually beat the Dems for the final night by a few hundred thousand. And now, the catwalks and sidewalks of the modeling world appear to be busy with models wearing Palin-wear: Glasses, shirts, and Palin thongs. I don't know if America would wear a Hillary thong.. but we're wearing Sarah-wear. I don't know if it means we like her. Perhaps it means she's a passing fad of 2008..? The AP reported yesterday that McCain's rallies are getting better crowds lately--most likely not for McCain but instead to see this vice presidential candidate that seems to have electrified the nation, or at least half of it. In the end, maybe Obama should have re-thought that non-vetting of Hillary..?
Either way: A collection of news events from around the world, more on Hurricane Ike coming later:
A top United Nations expert today calling for the world to reduce their consumption of meat. Masticate--more veggies. Go green? Cut the steak? .. Not sure how well this theory will go over in Palin-country?
Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven.. takes an energy drink and a "lot of condoms"..
Tommy Lee Jones pursues lawsuit against Paramount Pictures over NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.. Jones claiming that he was promised box office bonus money.. His suit is for $10 mil..
Hatred for the United States "building" in Afghanistan..Perhaps McCain is wrong about continuing long-term operations in Iraq, but equally Obama may be wrong about Afghanistan..
Experts say: Warmth is opening once frozen over Arctic routes..
A new Virgin Mary image---on a grape!?
Seattle: Man lures wife into 'haunted house,' only to try to kill her in the garage..
Florida woman is accused of causing a disturbance while intoxicated when she reportedly drove up to a Taco Bell drive-through window and demanded tacos even though the restaurant had closed..
GHOSTBUSTERS sequel--being written by THE OFFICE writers..
Report: Linsday Lohan turns down PLAYBOY..Labels: News, Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 31, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
![]() The sidewalk is a little nervous this morning.. The latest guidance from computer models show a storm intense in the Gulf.. ready and poised to strike the United States.. That's the most important story of the day and most likely the week.. A few other news events taking place around the world: Sarah Palin: The conservatives find the 'girl of their dreams'.. Scary Britain: "Environmental volunteers" are being asked to spy on neighbors that don't recycle properly or who allow dogs to go to the bathroom on streets.. Dozens a day flocking to New York stream beneath the statue of the Virgin Mary at St. Lucy's Catholic Church ... believers say the water heals.. Flu shot bull: Though the flu shot can help the elderly prevent the flu, it mat not help them keep from dying if they get it.. Now it's fireflies: Where are they all going? Another big quake hits China.. Mother in Florida who says her child looks like Barack Obama gets media attention! Swedish magazine recalled after a cake recipe poisons four! Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 24, 2008The Sunday morning sidewalk
![]() I start school tomorrow.. Back to school. I'm not nearly as old as Rodney Dangerfield but I will soon by in the age group that gets polled with older people. It's not making me feel strange, but maybe it will when I'm sitting in a classroom filled with others a little younger than me--and maybe some older. Bachelors degree here we come .. after a few classes sure to wreeck my brain.. School full time and work full time, with a side job thrown in that I may consider quitting--and Schmuckraker.com.. I will still update, sure.. But don't expect a lot on Mondays and Wednesdays, unless I get bored and blog via phone. Until then, it's the Sunday morning sidewalk .. a collection of links and stories from around the world at war.. Naked cyclists clash with police in Canada.. Couple hits lottery--twice! Stillborn baby pronounced dead 'comes back to life' in cooler hour later.. United States redeam team redeams: Beats Spain to win gold medal in basketball at Olympics.. The Olympics over tonight.. closing ceremonies set.. Margaret Thatcher's daughter writes of her mom's dimentia.. Despite Islamic protests, Malaysia allows Avril Lavigne to hold concert.. Plane crash in Utah kills pilot and nine clinic workers.. FAA investigating helicopter crash on Pennsylvania golf course.. Being Miley: Huge sweet 16 party for Cyrus at Disneyland.. "Dr. Drew" facing questions after deaths at the hospital where he runs his rehab program.. Even more, Drew Pinsky's photo taken off hospital website despite his statements distancing himself from the deaths and rape of a teenager.. Developing.. Fay continues causing mess, flooding.. She has no where to go due to blocking high pressure North.. The rain keeps flowing--some places received as much as 5 inches of rain an hour yesterday.. Back to school: Debate over lowering drinking age causes stir at college campuses.. ![]() Artist behind game art featuring the twin towers under attack calls critics immature as his art gets the plug pulled.. 10 polar bears seen swimming in open waters.. Columbia University seismologists say a nuke plant north of New York City increases dangers from earthquakes.. ![]() NEWSWEEK mag goes gaa-gaa over Obama: "He's been called hip, sexy and likened to a rock star. But the key to Obama's mystique is his earnest geekiness and sobriety" Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 17, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
The Sunday morning feeling coming down again. Summer is almost over. Yes, already. School beginning soon for people--some who haven't gold to school in years, namely me. But I'm not nervous, it's making me feel young again.. I have to do school shopping. I am 27.. but doing school shopping. Life changes, but stays the same..
But what never changes is that feeling you get in your gut on a Sunday morning.. All the world's weight coming down .. on you.
Michael Phelps did it. He got eight gold medals at the Olympics.. He made some great history, and made America proud.
He eats, sleeps, and swims. In a way we all have something in common.. eat.. sleep .. work. The biggest difference is his endurance level is high and we don't get gold medals for work.
The Sunday morning sidewalk .. random rakings from around the world..
Michael Phelps: Making history; eight gold medals .. Phelps told the press, "Everything had to go perfect. Everything had to fall perfectly into place and I was able to have probably the best week of my life"..
Russia claims that troops will start withdrawing from Georgia.. Monday.
Reports: Ellen DeGeneres marries Portia de Rossi in Los Angeles..
88 die in violence in Afghanistan.. Police deploy to Kabul.
Lonely men struggling in Britain: The ageing and depressed society..
Windmills split families and friends in New York; bitter argument over sights and sounds of windmills..
Arguments and debates continue over the Shroud of Turin: New claims that radiocarbon dating of the Shroud was incorrect; is it from the Middle Ages or must earlier?
First major debate between McCain and Obama .. indirectly (Both candidates appeared together on stage only briefly).. At the Saddleback Church showdown moderated by pastor Rick Warren: Obama couldn't answer when life begins, while McCain was sure..Labels: News, Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 10, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
From sea to shining sea.. tape delay to tape delay from Beijing, it's all the same on a Sunday morning.. that certain tinge of sadness and melancholy .. weakness of the human spirit .. Life changes.. but it stays the same. Always the same on a Sunday morning.. News events of random note from the earth we're on: Yahoo! sports blogger critical of NBC West Coast coverage of Beijing Olympics.. Father of Olympian killed in Beijing.. Russia expands bombing campaign in Georgia.. Pope urges end to war in South Ossetia.. Beef, maybe not what's for dinner: Nebraska meat recalled despite assurances of safety.. ![]() GUARDIAN blogger: Everyone sneaks a peak but Woody Allen not sad but 'tragic'.. Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 3, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
The South troubled by changes that go far beyond this 'change' election.. this according to Christopher Dickey from NEWSWEEK, who traveled back to the South to see what reactions a black candidate named Barack Obama has caused.. A truly must-read article..
Sick crime disgusts Canada: Man who beheaded his bus seat mate may have eaten parts of the corpse!
Actress Christini Applegate fighting breast cancer..
The silent Olympics: China lays out tough ground rules for prospective protesters.. Get your permit while you can!
NBC news says they are ready for the Olympics, no matter the record or the news event..
Miracle girl: 12-year-old from New York City survives 100 foot drop..
Angry landlord displays giant sign reading 'Drugs & Sex for sale 24/7'..
McCain serious about ads.. the ads featuring Britney Spears, and now Moses..
The same ad McCain is happy about has Hollywood angry..
Study claims Kevin Bacon is right: Humans have just 6.6 degrees of separation..
The Doctor Ruth of clergy: Monk preaches about the greatness of sex..Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, July 27, 2008The Sunday Morning Sidewalk
![]() Drifting up and down that great American Sunday Morning Sidewalk.. Though it looks tremendously different now than it did so many years ago. Obama is back in America.. but John McCain may be back at another German restaurant eating sausage or other reckless foods.. The random rakings of this Sunday, submitted for the approval of schmucks and schmuckettes across the world: Solar eclipse coming August 1.. All love lost: Fairytale New York City subway love story splitsville.. Senate Republicans block heating aid bill.. >4 teens die in rural town in Montana.. Tough on crime? Iran hangs 29 people Sunday morning.. said that they were rapists, drug traffickers, murderers. I am sure they got fair trials.. Last Lecture professor dies.. Man being charged as criminal for shooting his lawn mower that wouldn't start.. Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]() All the news unfit to print for Sunday, July 13, 2008The Sunday Morning SidewalkIf it's Sunday, it's the morning sidewalk. Random news and links from around the world. Smoke Iran: John McCain once jokingly sang "Bomb Iran" at a town hall, now he has hit Iran over the issue of cigarettes: McCain inferred that cigs can be used to kill Iranians. McCain now being condemned by Iran.. New system of government in Iraq: Handing out cold hard cash to people on streets begging for help. ![]() REUTERS The tallest half naked woman you'll ever see.. Welcome to the brave new world: The Brangelina twins are here: Angelina Jolie has given birth to a girl and a boy..
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Big feet.. wooden penises?! The age of penis enlargement ends in Jakarta as a woman heralded for supernatural skills in making penises bigger has died.. With Mak Erot gone, where in the world will sad men in Indonesia go? One net user suggested a vacuum
The apology tour: Pope arrives in Australia speaking out against sex abuse scandal that rocked the Church in the country..Labels: Random rakings, Sunday Morning Sidewalk ![]()
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