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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, November 29, 2008


Thanksgiving goodbyes.. Black Friday recovery Random rakings

Turkey one day and dead the next.. A 34-year-old Wal-Mart temp worker succumbed to his final fate when crowds eager to get cheap foreign made products trampled him to death.. And in India, chaos is a little calmer as terrorist attacks die down after days of explosions and shooting in Mumbai..
Other news from around the world worth knowing..

Worries over Arkansas earthquakes.. Expert says it could be a 'warning' .. The area being affected didn't have a permanent seismograph, so researchers asked the University of Memphis in Tennessee if they could use its portable equipment.. There have been 5 small quakes that hit central Arkansas this month..

Of mice and menus: A link appears between fast food and Alzheimer's in mice.. According to a scientist, "These mice showed chemical changes in their brains, indicating an abnormal build-up of the protein tau as well as signs that cholesterol in food reduced levels of another protein called Arc involved in memory storage"

Sick: Arkansas motel replaced American flag with Confederate flag after election victory of Barack Obama..

Dalai Lama: No sex? More freedom..

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All the news unfit to print for Thursday, November 27, 2008


A few Thanksgiving goblets from around the world

News doesn't stop because of a great American holiday..

Some random rakings from around the world--a world not too Thankful today..

Amazing: Plumes spewing fro Saturn--and it could be water!

Natalie Portman doesn't understand celibacy ..

Get ready to work: Obama girls are going to be given chores to do in White House..

State of Emergency around Bangkok's two airports..

Deadly car bomb near American Embassy in Afghanistan..


Whatever happens to the turkey that gets pardoned by Bush?

A-Rod the waterboy for Madonna.. and what else?

Obama's wish come true? Or too long to wait? Iraqi parliment approves security deal that would have the United States stay just a little longer..

Keep suckling! FDA says baby formula in America safe despite traces of melamine being found in it..

Holiday shopping season, over before it starts?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Must read!!! Global cooling!! Some 'stubborn' glaciers failing to melt as polar bears multiply!

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All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 23, 2008


The Sunday Morning Sidewalk: Thanksgiving week has arrived


Fresh snow was on the ground this morning-- and the weather spoke of a storm coming Monday night into Tuesday that promises to produce my area rain, snow, and ice. The long summer is over.. the short fall never seemed to be here.. and winter approaching quickly..

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Thanksgiving 2008: America seems to be giving thanks to change. Change from the old guard to the new guard--no matter what the new guard plans, it's change from a mess. The mess is unfolding daily before our eyes: Retail stores in financial worry, major banks in financial crisis, jobless claims on the rise.. and just in time for Christmas, many companies are scaling back and announcing layoffs. Giving thanks during recession? It can happen. There's more to life than money--though the last 15 years or so wouldn't make you believe that. Thanksgiving today involves food and football, but Puritans believed that the country needed to give thanks. In 1846, Sarah Hale began writing letters to Presidents and publishing essays for a permanent day of thanks.. Hale asked Abraham Lincoln for Thanksgiving.. In 1863, he proclaimed a Thanksgiving holiday on the last Thursday in November, as an attempt to heal the nation after the Civil War. President Roosevelt moved the holiday up a week in 1939 to boost the country's failing economy.. Congress then declared Thanksgiving to be the fourth Thursday in November..

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So as the economy free-falls and your neighbors, and perhaps even you, lose your job: Take comfort in history. It's been been before, and will be again.. But through it all, Thanksgiving stands as a day of giving thanks for things that do matter.. things that money can't buy.. This year, think of the real things that matter..
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SCHMUCKRAKER: Sarah Palin (and the weird guy behind her) the Schmuck and Schmuckette of the week.. A video you'd have to see to believe..

Police searching for gunman after shooting at Washington state mall. One man was killed and another was critically injured..

Lame duck: Bush wrapping up the last global summit of his Administration..


Parents rejoice! Their kids aren't watching sex and violence.. The movie TWILIGHT the surprise his of the year.. A $35 mil opening on Friday night and $72 mil total is being anticipated..

First the floating lost tool belt, now trouble with the NASA urine machine! NASA hoping to get shuttle equipment working so it can convert urine and sweat into drinkable water and allow the international space station to grow to six crew members.. Drink up!

13-year-old student "arrested" after farting in class. Farting numerous times..


Developments in the sick case of the three men that wanted to have sex with corpse of woman they found attractive.. The three men want the trial to be moved out of Grant county, Wisconsin.. All three have plead not guilty to attempted sexual assault, attempted theft and attempted criminal damage to a cemetery

Tennis star Jimmy Connors arrested at basketball game..

Double standard: Teacher only gets 30 days for having sex with student! The teacher was a 31-year-old female was two children..


45 years ago yesterday, John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas Texas.. Hundreds gathered in Daley Plaza to mark the dark day in American history...

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All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, November 18, 2008


A few random news links from around the world

..The world, spinning in infinity.. and the headlines keep coming.. Now, Hillary Clinton may reject State Department gig! Sources close to the Senator believe the door has not fully been closed .. Hillary Clinton will not be Attorney General.. Instead, Obama picked Eric Holder despite controversy over old days of Mark Rich pardons..

Website offers list of most fascinating "last" pictures ever taken.. Nancy Grace alert! Aruba police pursuing new evidence in Natalee Holloway case! United: Lieberman keeps his chairmanship.. Couple living in solar-powered house to protest electric lines.. Artist wants to replace missing eye with a webcam! I say do it.. How a group of high school "cool kids" tricked accused sex offender.. Michael Jackson says he may be too sick to travel.. Angelina Jolie says breastfeeding twins is "very hard" .. Not for the twins!! Cells from circumcised babies being used for anti-ageing treatments! With that.. what else can be said...

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All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 16, 2008


The Sunday Morning Sidewalk

I've been doing some thinking about the great American car crash .. A federal bailout for Detroit? Emergency aid to continue their business? Or let them go bankrupt, restructure, and possibly fail if they cannot compete with other companies that were able to modernize their operations long before the old guards named Chrysler, Ford, and General Motors? This is an important question.. I was opposed to the original bailout--and I believe that people opposed like me are getting redemption. Only this week, King Henry Paulson suddenly changed course and said that the $700 bil bailout will not be used to buy up bad assets, as he originally proposed as the Bush Administration sold the plan to Congress.. And now, Democrats in the Congress and Senate appear willing and ready to give GM and Company federal dollars.. President Bush's reluctance may soon not matter--January 20, 2009, President Obama takes office and would most likely sign a bailout.. This bailout is much more likely to affect Americans than the Wall Street giveaway.. If GMC and others would fail, so would machine shops, supply companies, factories, the industrial Midwest, and car dealerships throughout the country, including salespersons and service techs.. Some researchers say that millions could end up unemployed if the big three fail.. I don't have an answer.. I have some suspicions that we have gone bailout crazy .. some argue that Chapter 11 reorganization would be the best road for the big three.. others argue that Detroit must be saved.. We'll see in the coming weeks what happens. And I don't know what the answer should be--although a sneaking suspicion is that if we bailout GM we'll have to do it to all others, so perhaps it's better allowing a company that failed an industry fail within the industry.. But that's the Ron Paul in me coming out.. So much for that: The random rakings from around the world, all the news unfit to print, but printed.. Must watch video posted yesterday: Peter Schiff was right years ago about the economy.. Huge wind-blown fires in California cause destruction: Hundreds of homes destroyed.. and lives forever changed.. Thousands are being evacuated in the Golden State.. Progress: TIMES SQUARE getting its first green billboard which will be powered entirely by sun and wind.. Obama may have to give up the Blackberry .. aides say he probably won't become the first emailing president.. Study: Unhappy Americans watch a lot more TV than happy ones.. Watch out for the exploding bras! Victoria's Secret show filmed for broadcast on CBS in December.. Linsday Lohan flour-bombed! Animal rights activists throw flour on fur-wearing Lohan as she walked into a Paris nightclub.. Sick society (one that does not represent the whole): Obama election victory spurs race crimes around country.. The billion dollar bat!!! DARK KNIGHT earnings assessed now at $1 billion worldwide .. The only other three movies that claim rights to the billion dollar club: Titanic, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.. Rapper Kanye West critical of paparazzi photographers after he was briefly arrested at nightclub.. Critic: Two new stars on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE won't help Obama problem: They're both white women.. MTV ends an era: TOTAL REQUEST LIVE over after a decade.. Divided we fall: Vermont town argues over children saying Pledge of Allegiance..

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All the news unfit to print for Thursday, November 13, 2008


The random rakings from around the world and beyond..

The market rallied today--because investors bought shares of beaten down companies cheap. Even good news is bad news (By the way, the DOW swing was a 911 point event).. the worst recession in decades. President Bush today said, "This crisis did not development overnight, and it's not going to be solved overnight." This just as King Henry Paulson made statements saying that the $700 billion dollar bailout will not aim to buy up bad debt, as it originally was going to .. Anger in ranks of Congress that ended up supporting the bailout.. McDonalds up .. Wal-Mart up. The new economy.. Some other news from around the world: Amazing: Fuzzy photographs revealed of the world beyond.. Is anyone out there.. and if so, can we borrow any money? It's only a matter of time before "we get a dot that's blue and Earthlike," said astronomer Bruce Macintosh of the Lawrence Livermore National Lab" Go West young man: Kanye West claims he's the voice of this generation Ehh.. what's humility getcha anyway? Most beautiful bottom contest held in Paris.. 51.9 inches of legs in Times Square.. Australia may be banning websites and limiting freedom of websites, but it looks like an "anything goes" nude party will be held "down under" for a month long..


Weird and tense: The three minute (and 23 seconds) Sarah Palin news conference.. . . Many Republicans governors not happy about Palin's sudden rise to leadership in the Republican party..

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All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 9, 2008


The Sunday Morning Sidewalk

Cold to the north with snow flying in the air.. and a deadly hurricane to the south with massive rains and heavy winds slamming Cuba. November is the transition month.. Summer doesn't want to give up, winter just waking up. It was nearly 80 degrees in parts of Southeastern Pennsylvania this past week.. Other states below the Mason Dixon line sweltered in Autumnal heat. It's all coming to an end.. Maybe. * * * What a week it was.. Barack Obama made history and became the first African-American elected to the presidency of the United States. Reality, although, is already sinking in. Quickly. There's an economic crisis, a world crisis ready to sprout from everywhere it seems.. Russia wants to be a major superpower again.. Iran called to congratulate Obama.. and Osama bin Laden set to release a new album calling for, what else, the death of the West--though Pat Buchanan beat him to it.. * * * So here we are again.. the Sunday morning sidewalk.. Sit back, enjoy Sunday, and clean your house. The flu is going around.. And now, the news from around the world at war -- a world where everyone wants peace but it seems to profoundly impossible, even with history being made in America: Wrap-up from Schmuckraker: Iceland chaos .. I think FOX NEWS is going to become more liberal.. Hanna Montana episode axed after controversy .. Race to the first crisis for White House.. Twenty die by suffocation on Russian nuclear-powered submarine.. Collapsed Haiti school owner arrested .. death toll stands at 88.. Miracle! Pilot blinded by stroke guided safely to ground.. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi calls Obama "suntanned" .. doesn't say sorry.. General Motors attempts to avoid filing for bankruptcy as cash dwindles down.. Britney Spears joins Madonna on set in Dodger Stadium.. Man abducts 29-year-old Amish man and sexually assaults him, reportedly because the assailant couldn't find an Amish girl.. The Texas town where the Obama victory never happened.. Monks brawl at religious ceremony! Jenna Jameson wants her porn name to become official.. Some good news for Al Franken .. could he become Senator after all?

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All the news unfit to print for Thursday, November 6, 2008


Some other news from around the world

Winter conditions harsh in Plains.. Note: It was near 70 today in Eastern Pennsylvania, and will most likely exceed it tomorrow.. Late summer temperatures in late fall while the Plains gets snowed in.. The first test of Barack Obama? The K, the G, and the B:Putin wants to come back--and the Russian Parliament may say ok.. FBI: An unruly airline passenger was restrained with duct tape! The not so funny brawl: Al Franken fights for victory as he trails Norm Coleman by less than 400 votes statewide in Minnesota.. I AGREE COMPLETELY! Website calls CNN's 'hologram' horrendous .. Thank God someone said this--and the DAILY SHOW mocked it last night as well. When I watched Will-i-am on CNN speaking via hologram to Wolf Blitzer, it reminded me more of STARS WARS technology with Yoda giving us a message. Seriously, Don Reisinger, I don't know but I wish I could buy you a drink for your brave column... NO MORE NETWORK HOLOGRAMS! Corny technology doesn't make it cutting edge.. Anyway.. Is the sun changing? .. is the sky falling? Fright: Massive waves in Maine a mystery.. But happening.. Any reason for this? Man takes off his clothes and climbs a cell phone tower.. What does the future hold for John McCain? Hurricane Paloma strengthens.. UK man man glued to toilet..

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All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Some other random rakings from around the world

Run out! Get your flu shot!! .. or don't. Actually, avoid doorknobs and TV remote controls. They are the breeding grounds for germs..

FEDs disrupt skinhead plot to kill Obama..

DOW jumps bigtime in trading today; nearly 900 up..

Barack Obama will focus on the economy and how his tax plans would help the middle class in a half-hour political infomercial Wednesday .. 8pm evening.

Going to the chapel: Big wedding for world's biggest man..


LADY IN RED: Men are highly attracted to women that wear the color, according now to science.

Kevin Smith brings "PORNO" to theaters.. Now rated R!

Waning days: Bush Administration escalates the war on terror in final hours..

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All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 26, 2008


A week before Halloween.. Scary rumblings on the Sunday Morning Sidewalk


The photo taken this morning shows a bare forest with the exception of a few leaves that are left hanging on until the end .. The fog in the background shrouds the rest of the lifeless trees. They are seemingly ready for winter--and this week's forecast for Pennsylvania shows some flurries and squalls for higher elevations in the forecast. Certainly not Halloween weather.. A week before Halloween but weather making it feel like Thanksgiving. The coffee is brewed, Bill Kristol on FOX NEWS SUNDAY is upset as hell that it appears John McCain is floundering. Twas always thus.. Enjoy the sidewalk, bundle up, and prepare for the cold. And prepare for the crisis when Obama is president. Why did Biden say that!? Secret files now made public: Two U.S. fighter pilots during the Cold War were ordered to shoot down UFO.. The top costumes for kids this Halloween: A generic witch, Hannah Montana, Spider-Man and a pirate.. For adults? The JOKER huge And I don't know officially, but I see a lot of those blow-up sumo wrestlers being bought up. Retailers report brisk sales the week before Halloween.. But.. Canadians seem to be reigning in a little bit when it comes to spending on Halloween decorations and costumes. Also in Canada: The JOKER the top costume for adults.. Politics is big this Halloween--which is only a few days before the November 4th election date. Sarah Palin masks top McCain and Obama.. Reports: Palin costumes flying off shelves across America. Supply is NOT EXPECTED to meet demands for Sarah Palin's latex mask this year.. Some area available on eBay for a price of up to $60 One costume with brisk sales this year: SEXY SARAH.. Also, the Sarah glasses and sash kit.. As for the real mask, I don't think it looks anything like Sarah Palin. I think there will be a ton of homemade Sarah Palin looks this Halloween. Speaking of Palin lookalikes: Vegas held a Palin lookalike contest at a strip club. God bless America. The TV schedule: John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN playing this year on AMC.. Newspaper details the mailman that turns into Michael Myers 21 nights of the year.. Slasher films stand the test of time.. AP Photo/Toby Talbot McCain and Obama pumpkins rounds out this morning's Sunday morning sidewalk.. Before long, Halloween will have come and gone. And so will this year's election. Time is fleeting, and life moves fast. Live it to your best..

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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, October 25, 2008


Some random rakings from around the random world

  • As the election nears .. and soon will be at a close, the Christian right is intensifying its attacks on Barack Obama .. such tactics as talking about Obama ending the Boy Scouts, instituting nationalized gay marriage, and Israel getting hit with a nuke attack due to the election..
  • I read this a few times--and intend to use it to my benefit when my wife complains after we eat spicy food: The smell in flatulence actually may help control blood pressure!
  • John McCain's brother, Joe, says sorry for calling 911 to complain about traffic.."Well, it's not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?" Joe McCain said. .. The entire family seems angry.
  • McCain volunteer that made up backwards B now in police custody..
  • According to UK DAILY MAIL, Madonna and Guy Richie's marriage ended after she started scheduling sex around her gym life..

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  • All the news unfit to print for Thursday, October 23, 2008


    The random news. .from the random world.. And the broke world


    FINANCIAL/USA-HOUSING REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque/Files
    Jobs cuts sweeping across corporate America as the nation appears to slide deeper into a major slump.. or recession as the experts say. To us, it just sucks.. It's good to know that as 401Ks slip away, Alan Greenspan is denying anything was his fault, though he admits a "flaw"! Signs? McCain to skip out on his election night party while Obama plans major bash. Too early, Barack? New data suggests Obama lead grew to 12 points.. McCain volunteer attacked in Pittsburgh.. Everybody needs to calm down, chill out.. and breathe. It's almost November 5, and I pray this will all be over then.. No more ads, no more stump speeches.. no more!! I've had enough! But ohh..about that Sarah Palin wardrobe.. No! Enough!! "She needed them." Hard hitting "news": Miley Cyrus avoids answering questions on dating.. "W" goes across the pond: Oliver Stone pic debuts in UK.. A giant spider attacks bird.. and gets filmed doing it.. The Fabulous Phillies won their first game of the world series.. And I'm really sick of the words "Joe the plumber." That's all for now.. sick. And tired.. But had a great time away from everything. With news back in my life, I feel depressed again.. But there's always the weather: Where speculation exists that winter may pretty much start next week in the Northeast

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 19, 2008


    The Sunday Morning Sidewalk

    AP Photo/Amy Sancetta I'm going away for a long deserved one and a half day vacation with my wife as we celebrate one year of marriage.. And like always, my timing in impeccable: A beach during the .. fall? How cold is this going to be!!? Lucky enough, the weather appears to be headed for warm days in New Jersey .. our brief stint will be over before we know it, but that seems to be the pattern: One year of marriage flew by with the click of a finger and a blink of an eye. Wish us some good thoughts as we head to Long Beach Island .. and hopefully have a romantic dinner at a restaurant that chose to stay open this long into the season. But in the meantime, the random world as we know it this morning: Vladimir Putin tries satellite navigation--on his black lab.. According to the AP, President Bush, with just three months left in office, will host an international summit to discuss ways to fix the world financial system .. In the meantime, Oliver Stone's "W" doing very well at weekend box office, pulling in cash from viewers age 35 and older.. Does he mean DELIVERANCE!? McCain's aide says he is strong in "real Virginia" Biden to Democrats: Don't be too confident.. This word of warning comes amid news that Barack Obama is preparing his Cabinet! And NEWSWEEK MAG is warning that Obama better remember that America is largely conservative.. Newspaper endorsement race: Strongly Obama

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    All the news unfit to print for Thursday, October 16, 2008


    Tongues out: News of the day .. from around the world

    REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA) The debate's over .. Joe the Plumber .. a new character as popular as Bob the Builder? Maybe not. But Joe the Plumber is enjoying his 15 minutes of political fame.. Major League Baseball has agreed to push back the start time of a potential World Series Game 6 by eight minutes to allow Democrat Barack Obama to purchase a half-hour of air time on the Fox network.. The fabulous Phillies will be in the World Series... Oil got a little too low during the economic crisis.. Apparently speculators don't think we're going to be able to afford it in the future. And now with the lower prices, OPEC is worried that maybe the prices are too low! Madonna and Ritchie divorce.. the tabloids, again, were right. Obama organizer attempts to register voters--in jail! Glenn Beck leaving CNN.. joins FOX news.. Andrew Sullivan explains why he blogs.. And I'm tired. It's been a hell of a long week so far.. But if you have a chance, read this book: "My Lobotomy" by Howard Dully.. an amazing book that will make you think about things you may be afraid to think about.. And finally, for now, what in the name of God was John McCain doing last night!? Photo after photo after photo after photo of McCain sticking his tongue out.. in weird moments. He's beginning to remind me of a weird family member that shows up at Christmas dinner wearing only a bath robe--and an open one at that.

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    All the news unfit to print for Monday, October 13, 2008


    Columbus Day events from around the world

    While Columbus landed in Trinidad hundreds of years ago, banks, some schools, and government offices are mostly closed to mark the celebration of people saying he really discovered America. .but did you ever think, if he really "discovered" something that was already inhabited by Native tribes, did he really discover anything at all? That's what I think, too.. Some random news events from around the world that Columbus, also, didn't discover: For years, college students have volunteered in soup kitchens. These days they're customers.. Big GrandDaddy European Union tells citizens: Stop listening to loud music! Stock Exchange roars back to life Monday as government pledges to step up efforts to put controls on economy.. Levi Johnston speaks out about Bristol Palin pregnancy: Says he is not being forced into marriage.... has also dropped out of high school to take a job on the North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician Sudden fame for 106-year-old nun that supports Obama: Sister Cecilia Gaudette wants to be left alone.. Obama told his supporters to get in the faces of Republicans, Independents, and even fight if necessary: I don't think Sister Celcia will have the energy.. Iceland panic: Shoppers flood supermarkets one last time before possible collapse of nation.. Who's next!? Water, trains, and power are all in line for the next massive government bailout.. Nothing to fear.. but panic and news stories telling us there is everything to fear! CNN shares with us some good old Great Depression stories about people being subjected to eat squirrel .. Mike Huckabee would be fine with that.. Ed Rollins: Barack Obama marching toward likely victory.. One last time: McCain debuts his 'comeback' speech.. Completely random video that means nothing: Obama .. apparently .. wants pie? A decisive victory awaits Democrats: Paper.. Schmuckraker prediction: Obama landslide..

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 12, 2008


    The Sunday Morning Sidewalk..

    The sun is shining this morning over Schmuckraker home base. There may be an economic and incredibly nasty fall election campaign on the sidewalk outside, but life continues to go on. Bars are still full.. restaurants still serving food.. buses are still on schedule. And my garbage still gets picked up every morning at 5:30am. Even during economic crises people have children, have funerals, have weddings, and have parties. Halloween parties are coming up soon. .haunted houses and corn mazes are still open. And even as people suggest that their spending habits are going to change immensely, Halloween masks are still puchased. Including even by my.. The more things change, the more life goes on. And now the random news links and rakings from around the dangerous and shaky world--a world shaky but steady, always looking at the bright side of life: The Schmuck of the Week: No name, and no hair.. Did you lose a lot of money in the stock market? If so, where did it go? A "mama for Obama" Ten years after Matthew Shepard, town reflects.. Pennsylvania Governor Rendell signs 31 bills--including one banning mandatory overtime for nurses, and another licensing massage therapy.. Lisa Marie Presley has twins.. More candy being taken off shelves in China as milk scandal continues.. And confidence in Chinese food and beverage at all-time low.. Angelina Jolie appears on W magazine breast feeding.. A very public private moment.. The season's not over yet: Forecasters closely watching a pair of tropical waves.. Billboard with racial overtone causes controversy .. See full-size billboard.. Be scared!! Bush says he has a "lot of work to do" before he leaves office..

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 5, 2008


    Full fall on the Sunday Morning Sidewalk

    It's full autumn outside. Leaves are beginning to change their colors.. falling dead to the ground. A cooler ground, but not cold yet. Long range weather forecasts show some warming is still ahead, even though the past couple have felt more like late October.. October comes and goes way too fast. It's my favorite month.. But it's here and gone faster than a fluttering leave falling from a tree. It's sad in a way: The death of summer happens so fast.. And the snow comes before anyone is ready. Enjoy life.. It's short. And before you go about your day, the random headlines makes news and causing fears across the world, and beyond, submitted for your Schmuckraking approval, on the Sunday Morning Sidewalk: In case you missed it, I chose a Schmuck of the Week for the first time in a while.. Bank wars: Who own's Wachovia?! The campaign, only one month to go (thank God): Bruce Springsteen in Philadelphia, concert for Obama, slams Bush years.. The privileged class: Is Joe Biden getting plastic surgery? Palin gives shout out to negativity: Says Obama is 'palling around with terrorists' Brilliant comedy: Palin/Biden skit on SNL.. What if the presidential race ends up in a tie..? The fight in Pennsylvania: Republicans favor a dress code for election workers, the Democrats don't. And it's going to court.. Eat up: Now tainted Cadbury chocolate found in Hong Kong.. Kim Jong IL turns out for student football game.. Fun link *for dorks like me*; 270towin.com can take you back in time to look at electoral maps throughout history.. The Phoenix lander's next mission: Listening to the sounds of Mars.. Larry Flynt shoots porn film featuring Sarah Palin lookalike! .. she was found on Craigslist.com Sick: Porn posted on website dedicated to slain Damilola Taylor.. Howard Stern gets married to Beth Ostrosky.. Guests of the wedding included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel, Steve Schirripa, Chevy Chase, Tommy Mottola, and Donald and Melania Trump.. They dined on tuna tataki, scrambled eggs with white truffles and striped bass with caviar - washed down with wine and champagne.. Sex survey in Canada: Men have four orgasms a week.. and penis size doesn't matter.. And what about when women don't orgasm? Men don't want to take the blame. Man spends five months growing giant pumpkin---then it gets stolen! Dodgers win first playoff series since 1988.. Hear the screams of jubilation... CNN iReport: Surviving an Obama handshake line.. The coal region turns fertile again: Coal may not be king, but it's growing again in popularity..

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    All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, September 30, 2008


    LIFE WILL GO ON, ALWAYS.. EVEN BEHIND CLOUDS, THE SUN STILL SHINES..
    LIFE IS GOOD

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    A FEW RANDOM NEWS LINKS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

    KING MIKE? Bloomberg wants to have a third term, even though he has always supported term limits!

    Rumors: Hasselback is reportedly looking for relief from the VIEW ladies.. wants off the show..

    The 80s comes back to support Obama: Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen to hold concert for Democratic nominee..

    And from Obama concerts to sports: Springsteen will be the entertainment at Superbowl..

    New polling data suggests massive Obama lanslide in November..

    Wait.. read this again? PALIN takes shot at BIDEN'S AGE!?

    HOLD YOUR EARS! Paris Hilton debuts new single: MY BFF..

    It's snowing on Mars!

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    All the news unfit to print for Saturday, September 27, 2008


    Saturday afternoon doledrums: Gray skies

    Ratings for the first in the series of 2008 presidential debates didn't get as high of ratings as many people thought it would--it was behind in numbers when compared to Bush vs Kerry. Maybe someone ought to think: It was on .. on a Friday night. Some of the lowest ratings came from New York City and Los Angeles.. Again, big cities.. Friday night. That economic depression must not have hit yet.. And speaking of the coming end of the world *.. probably not .. * Lawmakers are working the weekend (along with millions of other Americans so don't feel bad) to try to get the bailout bill through Congress and to the President's desk.. BEFORE THE MARKETS self-destruct!!!! But now, some more calming news from around the world: Enjoy Saturday and don't drink too much, you have to wake up tomorrow on the Sunday morning sidewalk: I don't even understand what to think of this: UCLA group discovers 13-million-digit prime number.. Maine watches Hurricane Kyle.. Botch up: Hosiptal tells 71-year-old grandfather that he's pregnant! Fall is here: Cold snap to begin next week.. Teen hired men to kill his mother--so he could get breast implants for his girlfriend! Students suspended after morning bacon barbecue on school grounds.. Man his his penis amputated without consent.. .. Who would concede that one? How to spot liberals and conservatives in an office.. Update: Chinese milk now banned in Asia, Africa, and European Union.. And watch out for "Mr Brown" instant coffee.. RIP Paul Newman.. never forgotten..

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, September 21, 2008


    Were you wondering why SNL's opening skit was so lamely boring last night??

    It may be because one time funny man now just angry man Al Franken helped write it..

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    All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, September 16, 2008


    Some events of the day..

    No news is good news. And a lot of news isn't. Today's news.. not all good--bad? It's all relative, I suppose. In my theory, it's not good. So it's news..

    Anyway..

  • Remember that little issue back in the year 2000 when Al Gore said he helped create the Internet? This year, it's the Blackberry.. And McCain's advisor said he helped create it.
    Won't be long now before the mocking ad.. And speaking of mocking, GOPers are mocking Biden's tax cuts for toasters?

  • Speaking of the amazing race: Polls are still showing an advantage for McCain over Obama--several states have moved towards the Republican ticket.. We still have debates.. and an election. Polls are only a snapshot of a few people at one time.


  • Picture perfect! The world's smallest man meets the world's leggiest woman..

  • Health shmealth: FDA defends plastic linked to health risks..

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  • All the news unfit to print for Sunday, September 14, 2008


    The Sunday Morning Sidewalk

    It's that time again.. another week's closing day. The final, quiet touch on the week that was.. Another week of disaster: Just as Gustav's aftermath was being cleaned up, Ike struck with strength. We still don't know the full implications of what Ike did to Texas.. Even though it's almost fall, today's temperature in Eastern Pennsylvania at Schmuckraker home base will be above 90.. Yahoo! gives us some locations on where to see fall foliage this year, but under $500. My area's not here, even though we have some nice foliage. And it's cheap. Maybe I'll write to Yahoo! if I get the urge.. Until then, take the bridge to no where, and read the random rakings from around the world, some making headlines, and some that aren't: A race against time: Rescue workers canvass neighborhoods slammed by Ike in attempt to save those that rode out the storm.. Far away from Ike's path, $5 a gallon gas popping up on supply fears.. Montanna man 'ok' after crashing into a bear while riding a bike.. The newest of the new allegations against Palin in nasty race: Did she hire friends for state jobs? Nasty: Obama 'box of waffles' campaign joke loses humor: Shows cartoon Obama with Arab-like headdress.. Political satire? HOW MANY MORE CAN WE SAVE!? Rumors: US Federal Reserve officials and bank bosses from Lehman Brothers are locked in talks about how to save the bank.. Hackers claim they broke into Large Hadron Collider..

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    All the news unfit to print for Thursday, September 11, 2008


    Election randoms..

  • Film shows McCain release from Vietnamese prison..
  • Bill Clinton predicts an easy win for Obama..
  • Palin: "I'm ready to be President"

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  • All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, September 9, 2008


    Events of importance from around the world...

    ...making news tonight. Or maybe not making news, but still important. Lance Armstrong announced today that he's coming out of retirement.. his plan is to win an eighth Tour de France.. KFC sures up its secret: Colonel Sanders' recipe for chicken being moved from safekeeping for the first time in decades.. Though it was not apart of the 11 secret herbs and spices, animal rights groups have known another KFC secret for years.. Hurricane Ike rampages Cuba, moves to Gulf, will most likely hit near Texas.. Ill Il: Reports: Kim Jong Il may be gravely ill.. Stephen Hawking: CERN won't find "God's particle".. *I'm still unsure of what CERN's going to do* The last stand: Tree sitters surrender at Berkeley.. Liberal bloggers denouncing MSNBC's decision to pull plug on Olbermann anchoring news events.. Interesting NATIONAL REVIEW article on how Keith gets what Keith wants..

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    All the news unfit to print for Monday, September 8, 2008


    Just a few..

    Not too much time tonight.. Some news from today.. Pennsylvania college Republican leader resigns after Obama comment: "a pair of lips so large he could float half of Cuba to the shores of Miami (and probably would.)".. Monopoly? Justice Department mulls Google suit.. Daily snap: Obama falls in polls.. Models coming to agreement.. Ike going to Texas? Lindsay Lohan at the MTV music awards.. safe for work buy barely.. Brian Adams: SUMMER OF 69 is not nostalgia, it's sex..

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, September 7, 2008


    The Sunday Morning Sidewalk: Random rakings from around the world

    It's Sunday again.. arguably the most depressing day of the week, for some odd reason. This week, though, a new face lit of screens across America: Sarah Palin's ratings were high .. the GOP convention actually beat the Dems for the final night by a few hundred thousand. And now, the catwalks and sidewalks of the modeling world appear to be busy with models wearing Palin-wear: Glasses, shirts, and Palin thongs. I don't know if America would wear a Hillary thong.. but we're wearing Sarah-wear. I don't know if it means we like her. Perhaps it means she's a passing fad of 2008..? The AP reported yesterday that McCain's rallies are getting better crowds lately--most likely not for McCain but instead to see this vice presidential candidate that seems to have electrified the nation, or at least half of it. In the end, maybe Obama should have re-thought that non-vetting of Hillary..? Either way: A collection of news events from around the world, more on Hurricane Ike coming later: A top United Nations expert today calling for the world to reduce their consumption of meat. Masticate--more veggies. Go green? Cut the steak? .. Not sure how well this theory will go over in Palin-country? Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven.. takes an energy drink and a "lot of condoms".. Tommy Lee Jones pursues lawsuit against Paramount Pictures over NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.. Jones claiming that he was promised box office bonus money.. His suit is for $10 mil.. Hatred for the United States "building" in Afghanistan..Perhaps McCain is wrong about continuing long-term operations in Iraq, but equally Obama may be wrong about Afghanistan.. Experts say: Warmth is opening once frozen over Arctic routes.. A new Virgin Mary image---on a grape!? Seattle: Man lures wife into 'haunted house,' only to try to kill her in the garage.. Florida woman is accused of causing a disturbance while intoxicated when she reportedly drove up to a Taco Bell drive-through window and demanded tacos even though the restaurant had closed.. GHOSTBUSTERS sequel--being written by THE OFFICE writers.. Report: Linsday Lohan turns down PLAYBOY..

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    All the news unfit to print for Saturday, September 6, 2008


    Housekeeping: Links page updates


    A lot of people check the main page of this site only and don't realize I have an extensive (I hope so at least) links page..

    For your attention and review, a few links were added to the page tonight..

  • Megite videos..
  • VeryRecent.com
  • Satellite views of earth
  • Experimental forecast models
  • New Age Bitch
  • Culture 11
  • Post Secret

    And a few You Tubes of note:
  • Spirit in the Sky
  • Flogging Mollies the Likes of You Again
  • Wonder Years last episode

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  • Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Republican Convention

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    All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, September 2, 2008


    Some random rakings from around the world..

    Tomatina smiles : Women covered in tomato juice smile during the Tomatina, a traditional festival where people throw tomatoes at each other, on August in Bunol, some 300km east of Madrid.
(AFP/Pablo Argente)Happy Meteorological Fall! The convention is back on track.. Gustav is a depression causing widespread flooding in the South .. And there's a few more storms. Yes, a few.. Hanna, going to the East Coast, Ike, going somewhere, and Josephine.. somewhere.. And a few more waves off Africa that need to be watched.. In the meantime, some other news making news.. in the news .. around the world: Politico argues size matters? Says Obama's bounce is smaller than others. However perhaps McCain won't be able to get his bounce up? Acress Helen Mirren lets loose: I used to love cocaine! Oil plunged today to its lowest price in five months.. it's nearing $100 a barrel after Hurricane Gustav failed to cause the damage feared in the oil fields in the Gulf.. Log Cabin Republicans endorse McCain.. they did not endorse Bush.. Insert your joke.. go ahead.. Think about this one as you worry about global warming: Scientists say that the last ice age occurred in less than one year.. Speaking of global warming: Scientists sounding the alarm over melting sea ice in the Arctic.. Don't cap me, bro: The end is near: Comcast, Frontier, and Time Warner announce they will charge for internet usage.. PHOTO ABOVE: AFP/Pablo Argente

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 31, 2008


    The Sunday Morning Sidewalk


    The sidewalk is a little nervous this morning.. The latest guidance from computer models show a storm intense in the Gulf.. ready and poised to strike the United States.. That's the most important story of the day and most likely the week.. A few other news events taking place around the world: Sarah Palin: The conservatives find the 'girl of their dreams'.. Scary Britain: "Environmental volunteers" are being asked to spy on neighbors that don't recycle properly or who allow dogs to go to the bathroom on streets.. Dozens a day flocking to New York stream beneath the statue of the Virgin Mary at St. Lucy's Catholic Church ... believers say the water heals.. Flu shot bull: Though the flu shot can help the elderly prevent the flu, it mat not help them keep from dying if they get it.. Now it's fireflies: Where are they all going? Another big quake hits China.. Mother in Florida who says her child looks like Barack Obama gets media attention! Swedish magazine recalled after a cake recipe poisons four!

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 24, 2008


    The Sunday morning sidewalk


    I start school tomorrow.. Back to school. I'm not nearly as old as Rodney Dangerfield but I will soon by in the age group that gets polled with older people. It's not making me feel strange, but maybe it will when I'm sitting in a classroom filled with others a little younger than me--and maybe some older. Bachelors degree here we come .. after a few classes sure to wreeck my brain..
    School full time and work full time, with a side job thrown in that I may consider quitting--and Schmuckraker.com..
    I will still update, sure.. But don't expect a lot on Mondays and Wednesdays, unless I get bored and blog via phone.

    Until then, it's the Sunday morning sidewalk .. a collection of links and stories from around the world at war..


    Naked cyclists clash with police in Canada..

    Couple hits lottery--twice!

    Stillborn baby pronounced dead 'comes back to life' in cooler hour later..

    United States redeam team redeams: Beats Spain to win gold medal in basketball at Olympics..

    The Olympics over tonight.. closing ceremonies set..

    Margaret Thatcher's daughter writes of her mom's dimentia..

    Despite Islamic protests, Malaysia allows Avril Lavigne to hold concert..

    Plane crash in Utah kills pilot and nine clinic workers..

    FAA investigating helicopter crash on Pennsylvania golf course..

    Being Miley: Huge sweet 16 party for Cyrus at Disneyland..

    "Dr. Drew" facing questions after deaths at the hospital where he runs his rehab program.. Even more, Drew Pinsky's photo taken off hospital website despite his statements distancing himself from the deaths and rape of a teenager.. Developing..

    Fay continues causing mess, flooding.. She has no where to go due to blocking high pressure North.. The rain keeps flowing--some places received as much as 5 inches of rain an hour yesterday..

    Back to school: Debate over lowering drinking age causes stir at college campuses..


    Artist behind game art featuring the twin towers under attack calls critics immature as his art gets the plug pulled..


    10 polar bears seen swimming in open waters..

    Columbia University seismologists say a nuke plant north of New York City increases dangers from earthquakes..


    NEWSWEEK mag goes gaa-gaa over Obama: "He's been called hip, sexy and likened to a rock star. But the key to Obama's mystique is his earnest geekiness and sobriety"

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    All the news unfit to print for Monday, August 18, 2008


    A few headlines making news

    ..around the world.. Wrecked by storms and war. My wish that this could would bring peace didn't happen. But it may bring a vice presidential selection from Obama.

    High gas prices--to hit kids going back to school!?

    Florida Keys residents during Fay: Life going on..

    Rumor: McCain to name VP candidate on August 29..

    Rumor: Obama to name VP candidate this week..

    Russia claims they are pulling out of Georgia while they move deeper into Georgia

    Raise your glass: Universities say that lowering drinking age from 21 to 18 could stop binge drinking.. Finally, common sense. People can serve liquor at the age of 18. But can't drink it. Look to other countries..

    Fall like by Wednesday!?

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    All the news unfit to print for Sunday, August 17, 2008


    The Sunday Morning Sidewalk

    The Sunday morning feeling coming down again. Summer is almost over. Yes, already. School beginning soon for people--some who haven't gold to school in years, namely me. But I'm not nervous, it's making me feel young again.. I have to do school shopping. I am 27.. but doing school shopping. Life changes, but stays the same.. But what never changes is that feeling you get in your gut on a Sunday morning.. All the world's weight coming down .. on you. Michael Phelps did it. He got eight gold medals at the Olympics.. He made some great history, and made America proud. He eats, sleeps, and swims. In a way we all have something in common.. eat.. sleep .. work. The biggest difference is his endurance level is high and we don't get gold medals for work. The Sunday morning sidewalk .. random rakings from around the world.. Michael Phelps: Making history; eight gold medals .. Phelps told the press, "Everything had to go perfect. Everything had to fall perfectly into place and I was able to have probably the best week of my life".. Russia claims that troops will start withdrawing from Georgia.. Monday. Reports: Ellen DeGeneres marries Portia de Rossi in Los Angeles.. 88 die in violence in Afghanistan.. Police deploy to Kabul. Lonely men struggling in Britain: The ageing and depressed society.. Windmills split families and friends in New York; bitter argument over sights and sounds of windmills.. Arguments and debates continue over the Shroud of Turin: New claims that radiocarbon dating of the Shroud was incorrect; is it from the Middle Ages or must earlier? First major debate between McCain and Obama .. indirectly (Both candidates appeared together on stage only briefly).. At the Saddleback Church showdown moderated by pastor Rick Warren: Obama couldn't answer when life begins, while McCain was sure..

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