In China, the size matters: British segment of closing ceremonies get re-write Olympic organizers were fearful that Led Zeppelin's classic song "Whole Lotta Love" would offend some, so they changed the words.. The line, "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love" to "every bit" of my love.. The London TELEGRAPH reports more.. Other lyrics from the song: "Way down inside honey, you need it" "Shake for me, girl" "I wanna be your backdoor man" London 2012. Less inches.. less love.
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As the Olympics wind down, the heat of Beijing, China, due to get even hotter tonight..
Countless media sources have detailed over the past week the amount of sexual encounters that athletes at the Olympics have historically had.. Beijing with all of its cameras and government meddling will be no different: Athletes of different backgrounds will do what unites all of humanity..
Athletes have received free condoms at the Olympic games since Barcelona in 1992..
Also this week, the TIMES ONLINE detailed out the amount of sex that occurs within the Olympic village.. Writing in the TIIMES, former British table tennis star and Olympic athlete, Matthew Syed, said, "Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses - there to assist the athletes - in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes - literally thousands of them - strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out - in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality? It was not just the guys. The women, too, seemed in thrall to their hormones, throwing around daring glances and dynamite smiles like confetti. No meal or coffee break was complete without a breathless conversation with a lithe long jumper from Cuba or an Amazonian badminton player from Sweden, the mutual longing so evident it was almost comical. It was an effort of will to keep everything in check until competition had finished. But, once we were eliminated from our respective competitions, we lunged at each other like suicidal fencers. There may have been a fair amount of gay sex going on, too - but given the notorious homophobia in sport it was rather more covert. "Syed continued throughout the article citing the events of 1992 as though he were penning a romance novel.. Sopped up with sweat and sex, sticky with love and desire. Syed also wrote that the gold medalists were the most sought out by those seeking lovin' .. Michael Phelps, lock your door. The media ate this story up this week.. But Syed's piece has to be at least partially true. Think of that when you watch those beautiful closing ceremonies tomorrow night.. As you watch those athletes give their winks and nods. Not to you, but to the partner from the exotic land that they may never see again. Knock before entering. Or don't enter at all. Photo: REUTERS/Dylan Martinez (CHINA) xx
Labels: Breaking news, Offbeat, Olympics, sex, Sports

Olympic medal count
China ends up winning more gold than the United States, though the U.S. led all others in total medals..
China, USA, Russia, Great Britain, and Germany round out the top 5..
Labels: Breaking news, Olympics, Sports

All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, August 19, 2008
UPDATED MEDAL COUNT
China: 43 gold, 14 silver, 19 bronze *76 total United States: 26 gold, 26 silver, 27 bronze *79 total Great Britain: 16 gold, 9 silver, 8 bronze *33 total
Labels: Breaking news, Olympics, Sports

WHAT IS WITH THIS COVER?

Michael Phelps, what were you thinking...? Sports Illustrated.. same question. If course, I know the image on the cover is an homage to Mark Spitz.. but maybe there is something about Phelps that just has more of a creepy feel to it. He may, after all, be an alien..

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Latest medal count
China: 39 gold, 14 silver, 14 bronze (67 total) United States: 22 gold, 24 silver, 26 bronze (72 total) Great Britain: 12 gold, 7 silver, 8 bronze (27 total)

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UPDATED MEDAL COUNT
China crushing the United States in gold so far.. United States over China in overall
Eight of the States' 19 is from Michael Phelps alone..
China: 35 gold, 13 silver, 13 bronze United States: 19 gold, 21 silver, 25 bronze Great Britain: 11 gold, 6 silver, 8 bronze

All the news unfit to print for Friday, August 15, 2008
Updated medal count
China: 24 gold, 9 silver, 5 bronze United Staes: 14 gold, 12 silver, 18 bronze Germany: 8 gold, 2 silver, 4 bronze

The amazing Michael Phelps

Narrow victory--but a victory..
And history.. The 7th gold medal for Michael Phelps..
Labels: Breaking news, Olympics, Sports

SPANISH BASKETBALL TEAM: PHOTO CONTROVERY
While all the world watched, the Spanish basketball team took a step down racist path at the Olympic games..
Asian rights groups are angry over the photo in which Spanish team members used their fingers to slant their eyes..
The basketball team denies racist intentions, instead arguing that photographers at the photo shoot asked the team to "wink" at Beijing.. The photo appeared in an ad for a Spanish courier company..
The true question is: How did this photo ever see the light of day? How many checkpoints did it go through in which people didn't think the gesture would be a big deal? How many people saw it that didn't believe a racial connotation would be made?
Even more, another photo circulating online shows other members of the Spanish Olympic team slanting their eyes for the camera..
Labels: Olympics, Race Relations, Sports

All the news unfit to print for Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Olympic medal count: China keeps lead
China: 17 gold, 5 silver, 5 bronze United States: 10 gold, 8 silver, 11 bronze South Korea: 6 gold, 6 silver, 1 bronze
Labels: Olympics

WHAT CAN BRING THE WORLD TOGETHER?
Bikinis?
Half nude women playing volleyball at the Olympics?
It's worth a shot..
NBC has been lit up with coverage of half naked women sweating under the hot China sun.. Georgia and Russia look to Beijing--Brazil--and Bikinis to ease tension..
REUTERS/Carlos Barria (CHINA)

I can't beat the NEW YORK POST.. But Michael Phelps eats a lot
Their headline "Boy Gorge" was too good to beat..
The story fascinated me more than the POST headline though.. Apparently Olympic star Michael Phelps eats about 12,000 calories a day.
While not shocking since he exerts himself for hours a day more than the typical American could ever last, what was shocking was some of the menu:"Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes. At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks. And some just think he's an alien. For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza. "He eats like we all did in high school.. But the difference is he has won 11 more gold medals than all of us..
AFP/Martin Bureau


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Medal count: China takes lead
China: 6 gold, 2 silver, 0 bronze South Korea: 3 gold, 2 silver, 0 bronze USA: 2 gold, 2 silver, 4 bronze

DEFLATED CROWD IN CHINA: YAO MING FAILS TO BEAT AMERICANS

REUTERS PHOTO
The United States ended the game viewed by presidents of the US and China 101-70. China will next play world champion Spain on Tuesday afternoon, while the Americans will meet Angola that night..
World eyes were focused on this game..


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OPENING DAY MEDAL COUNT
The United States tops so far--but it's just opening day... China is making a play to earn the most gold medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.. The Americans swept Canada in a women's fencing event.. Medal count: United States: 2 gold, 1 silver, 4 bronze China: 2 gold, 1 silver, 0 bronze

BUSH MEETS THE TROOPS

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Standing tall: Most important night for China in modern historyLabels: Breaking news, China, Olympics, Sports

CHINA BURSTS ONTO WORLD STAGE WITH OPENING SHOW OF OLYMPICS
A spectacular show in China as the Olympics open.. and the entire world watches the birth of a new superpower on Earth.
08-08-08: The luckiest day of the year..
Photo wire..
News wire..
Video wire..
Labels: Breaking news, China, Olympics

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Olympic Torch cheered in Tiananmen Square as protesters are held back..Labels: China, Made in China, Olympics

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POLLUTION!? WHAT POLLUTION.. IT'S JUST 'MIST'
China officials are trying to ease fears tonight by telling athletes and journalists in the country for the Olympics that the pollution all over around is only 'mist'..Even more, one of the International Olympic Committee's most senior figures dismissed the yellow-grey haze that periodically hangs over the city as mist, and blamed the media for overstating pollution problems..
Mist.
The mist.. not the Stephen King mist, I hope..
But at least Stephen King's mist was fiction..
The filth hanging in the air in China is very real.
Also interesting today, China actually fired 'anti-smog pellets' into the sky over Beijing--just as an earthquake hit! The 6.0 magnitude earthquake hit the western Chinese provinces of Sichuan and Gansu today..
Mist is mist.. but an earthquake is an earthquake..
And maybe, just maybe, that mist is actually pollution, regardless of what the 'best face forward' Olympic committee may be saying..
PHOTO: ABC NEWS
Labels: environment, News, Olympics

All the news unfit to print for Thursday, July 17, 2008
WAMBACH OUT! BROKEN LEG

AFP/Getty Images/File
The United States Olympics soccer team reels after Abby Wambach breaks leg ..
She will not play in the Olympic games..
Labels: Breaking news, Olympics, Soccer, Sports

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