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All the News Unfit Print for Thursday, November 27, 2008

Gobble: Thanksgiving box office

NEW Four Christmases (Warner Bros. (New Line)) / 3,310

Australia (Fox) / 2,642

Transporter 3 (Lionsgate) / 2,626

EXPANDING

Bolt (Buena Vista) / 3,654 (+3) / 2

Quantum of Solace (Sony / Columbia) / 3,501 (+43) / 3

Twilight (Summit Entertainment) / 3,425 (+6) / 2

DECLINING

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 3,709 (-298) / 4

Role Models (Universal) / 2,195 (-538) / 4

High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Buena Vista) / 1,385 (-976) / 6

Changeling (Universal) / 1,010 (-729) / 6

The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 305 (-40) / 20

Saw V (Lionsgate) / 177 (-517) / 6

Religulous (Lionsgate) / 61 (-79) / 9

ESTIMATES FOR DECEMBER 5

Punisher: War Zone (Lionsgate) / 2,400+

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All the News Unfit Print for Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Britney's Back


It's like 1999 again! Britney Spears on ROLLING STONE magazine on her meltdown, being 'old,' and her kid's F-bombs..

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All the News Unfit Print for Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Star Trek gets a makeover in new film with sex scenes and bikes.. if Leonard Nimoy was dead, he'd spin in his grave..

But Leonard Nimoy is alive..

Will the new "sexy" Spock anger the geeks? Does it stay true to the story?? Is Spock TOO angry during the film? All those questions will get answers when the new STAR TREK comes out--one that promises to be filled with sex and violence.. Star Trek looking a lot like modern day reality, goodbye Mr. Nimoy.. your days are gone..

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, November 16, 2008



FINDING 'SOLACE': JAMES BOND FILM SETS SETS BOX ON FIRE

Experts thought only $60 mil in North America, but "Quantum of Solace" ended weekend with estimated $70.4 million..
The new film also earned $56.1 million in 73 countries during the weekend. Having begun its international run two weeks ago, the foreign total now stands at $251.6 million..

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, November 15, 2008



AP Photo/Sony Pictures, FILE
CAN JAMES BOND SAVE THE ECONOMY!?

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All the News Unfit Print for Thursday, November 13, 2008

Box office: Theater counts this weekend

Title (Distributor) / Theater Count (Change) / Week # NEW Quantum of Solace (Sony / Columbia) / 3,451 EXPANDING Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 4,065 (+9) / 2 Role Models (Universal) / 2,798 (+6) / 2 Soul Men (MGM (Weinstein)) / 2,048 (+4) / 2 Changeling (Universal) / 1,896 (+41) / 4 DECLINING High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Buena Vista) / 3,202 (-262) / 4 Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Weinstein Company) / 2,210 (-525) / 3 Saw V (Lionsgate) / 2,002 (-827) / 4 Religulous (Lionsgate) / 238 (-36) / 7

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, November 8, 2008

SAY NO TO SUGAR.. Worried parents cause Disney Channel to axe HANNAH MONTANA episode over diabetes


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Controversy over HANNAH MONTANA .. Over diabetes!?

That show was set to air an episode called "NO SUGAR SUGAR" .. until worried parents called the Disney Channel to explain their fears. And still to this moment, I'm not really sure what their fears are.

According to a spokesperson:
"During the scriptwriting stage of the Hannah Montana episode in question, the matter of depicting a character with diabetes was reviewed by our Standards and Practices executives who consulted with medical experts to inform the story and ensure that it was told responsibly." "Notwithstanding the measures we took, and based on the episode's preview and early feedback from parents, we removed the episode from Sunday's schedule and are now reevaluating it."

Again..still not really sure what the controversy was.. I'll go back to eating my candy bar and drinking my Pepsi. Maybe I could have used this episode...?

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All the News Unfit Print for Friday, November 7, 2008

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE RELEASES

NEW Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 4,056 Role Models (Universal) / 2,791 Soul Men (MGM (Weinstein)) / 2,044 EXPANDING Changeling (Universal) / 1,855 (+5) / 3 NO CHANGE Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Weinstein Company) / 2,735 / 2 DECLINING High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Buena Vista) / 3,464 (-162) / 3 Saw V (Lionsgate) / 2,829 (-255) / 3 Religulous (Lionsgate) / 274 (-131) / 6 The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 125 (-24) / 17

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, November 2, 2008



FOURTH PLACE OPENING FOR KEVIN SMITH
Weekend box office: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL back to number one.. SAW V number two on Halloween weekend .. THE CHANGELING finishes at third place.. Fourth place opening for ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO--did well among men young and old.. but not well enough to score larger opening..

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, October 26, 2008


Since we're in Halloween mode

Be afraid: Michael Bay (of all people!) made a remake of FRIDAY THE 13th which is set to be released Friday, February 13, 2009..

The trailer online..

Friday The 13th

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Typical opening for SAW V

Like always, a bout $30 mil opener for the latest film in the torture porn franchise. There are still audiences that go see these movies every year.. Box office numbers coming out, reports that HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL dominated the weekend with a little over $44 million... about $14 mil behind was SAW V, which had its highest night of the weekend on Friday. Date night. That's right, guys, take your special someone to see an hour and a half of people being tortured in unspeakable ways! Then get breakfast at Perkins! Served all night.. And in other news, W fell dramatically this week (which I think most people expected) .. Just for fun, a few SAW V reviews.. "We gagged again" "Tortures characters, and audiences" "Nothing to see in SAW" "It wouldn't be fall without a little more torture porn" And in real horror news: According to the NY DAILY NEWS: "A melee erupted in Times Square early Saturday outside a theatre showing the horror flick "Saw V," and four men were slashed or stabbed in the pandemonium, witnesses and police sources said" More from the DAILY NEWS:
"Police said the fight was not gang-related. Times Square regulars said there's often chaos on the streets on weekend nights. "They take over the streets," said Greg Wolf of Manhattan. "Some have knives, some have pepper spray, some use their fists. They are real menacing.""

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Happy 30th, HALLOWEEN

There was something about the original HALLOWEEN that still can scare the crap out of whatever newcomer watches the film for the first time.. perhaps the truly simple story that turns supernatural.. the night "he" came home to kill, someone we later find out in subsequent films his sister. The SHAPE, as Michael Myers is referred to in the closing credits of Debra Hill and John Carpenter's classic film, was played by Nick Castle--and in later scenes by Tommy Lee Wallace. Castle's order from Carpenter was not to act, just walk. And not to talk, just walk. He did.. The script called for a blank faced mask.. but Hill and Carpenter originally almost used a clown mask to cover Castle's face for the Shape role. Luckily for history's sake, a William Shatner mask looked much more human--and with a little larger eye holes and white paint, it looked downright frightening. Think about that when you see a Priceline commercial. The role of The Shape in the film was new for its time. Think 1978, when no FRIDAY the 13th films ever came out, when no SAW films ever were dreamed of, when no Freddy Krueger character was yet created. Carpenter, though he maybe didn't intend it, created a frightening tale about small town America, which then spawned into an entire generation of often badly made popcorn horror flicks with steamy sex and goofy death scenes. Jamie Lee Curtis was the proper fit for the role of Laurie Strode. Donald Pleasance created a magic character in Doctor Sam Loomis. Other characters in the film added to the noir of the movie. The music of the film was memorable and is still used as a background to Halloween parties or haunted houses even today. Simple piano music, with a few added instruments. But for the most part, the entire film's music is piano. And the simple notes of the songs are genius.. And now, 30 years after the release of the cheaply made independent film that made millions, we're celebrating the anniversary of the film. One that lives on today--even when remakes turn brutal and offensive. To show the enduring quality of the movie, you will no doubt hear the HALLOWEEN piano song at least one time this week... The original trailer:

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, October 25, 2008

The fake Bush endorsement.. that seems to real


All the News Unfit Print for Thursday, October 23, 2008

Box office releases this weekend

NEW EXPANDING Max Payne (Fox) / 3,381 (+5) / 2 W. (Lionsgate) / 2,050 (+20) / 2 The Secret Life of Bees (Fox Searchlight) / 1,630 (+39) / 2 DECLINING Beverly Hills Chihuahua (Buena Vista) / 3,190 (-49) / 4 Eagle Eye (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 2,558 (-768) / 5 Sex Drive (Summit Entertainment) / 2,358 (-63) / 2 Quarantine (Sony / Screen Gems) / 2,228 (-235) / 3 Body of Lies (Warner Bros.) / 2,150 (-564) / 3 Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (Sony / Columbia) / 1,571 (-670) / 4 Nights in Rodanthe (Warner Bros.) / 1,240 (-875) / 5 The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 166 (-124) / 15 ESTIMATES FOR OCTOBER 31 Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Weinstein Company) / 2,800 The Haunting of Molly Hartley (Freestyle Releasing) / 2,250 Changeling (Universal) / 1800+

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, October 18, 2008

Mdaonna-Ritchie divorce nastiness: Allegations that Guy said she looked like a "granny" on stage


AFP/Getty Images/File/Frank Micelotta
Allegations: Madonna looked like a grandmother on stage during performances.. he compared her to younger backup dancers.. Allegations that he said she was "past it" after she turned 50..

UK DAILY MAIL REPORTING: Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage

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All the News Unfit Print for Friday, October 17, 2008

You buy it for $2.99.. they sell it for $1!


Eye-popping figures: TV GUIDE sold for a mere dollar bill to OpenGate Capital..

A cheap sell price for a struggling magazine desperate for sales....

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All the News Unfit Print for Friday, October 10, 2008

Weekend box office numbers

NEW The Express (Universal) / 2,808 Body of Lies (Warner Bros.) / 2,710 Quarantine (Sony / Screen Gems) / 2,461 City of Ember (Fox) / 2,022 EXPANDING Eagle Eye (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 3,614 (+98) / 3 Beverly Hills Chihuahua (Buena Vista) / 3,218 (+3) / 2 Appaloosa (Warner Bros. (New Line)) / 1,290 (+245) / 4 The Duchess (Paramount Vantage) / 1,207 (+1080) / 4 Religulous (Lionsgate) / 568 (+66) / 2 NO CHANGE Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (Sony / Columbia) / 2,421 / 2 DECLINING Nights in Rodanthe (Warner Bros.) / 2,575 (-127) / 3 Lakeview Terrace (Sony / Screen Gems) / 2,218 (-356) / 4 Burn After Reading (Focus Features) / 1,406 (-991) / 5 The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 375 (-288) / 13

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, October 5, 2008

Lifestyles of the rich and .. foot-odored?

Sharon Stone "overreacted" to son's foot odor, says court..
A judge in Sharon Stone's child custody case said that the actress has overreacted "to many medical issues" regarding her young son's health issues -- to the point that she wanted to get Botox treatments for his smelly feet, according to TMZ.com.

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, October 4, 2008

RADAR MAGAZINE interviews Bill Maher

Expect to hear a lot of controversy about RELIGULOUS, a new film from Bill Maher mocking every religion known on earth.. Maher, to Rader magazine, explaining why he a made a film mocking religious people, and telling the world that there is no God.

LA TIMES review: "Though Maher is known as a comedian, his qualms about religion are serious and sincere. But because he wants to be amusing above all else, he takes his questions not to sober religious thinkers but to the assorted fruits and nuts that populate the fringes of religion just as they do the fringes of atheism"

Review: "This might have worked as a five-minute sketch, but twenty minutes into the movie, I was gazing at my watch in boredom"

San Diego TRIBUNE: "In the final minutes of the film, when he launches into his sermon on the mound of dirt in Israel, the manipulation is blatant. "Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking," he rants. It is a call to arms for anti-religion forces to “come out of the closet and assert themselves. Suddenly, whatever meaningful points he made – from the divisions created by fundamentalism to the shocking violence of extremism – are overtaken by the realization that Maher has an agenda beyond entertainment"

More reviews..

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All the News Unfit Print for Friday, October 3, 2008

The first election of the fall: Box office releases

Religious vs and American Carol .. right and left. .who will win?

NEW Beverly Hills Chihuahua (Buena Vista) / 3,215 Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (Sony / Columbia) / 2,421 How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (MGM) / 1,750 Blindness (Miramax) / 1,690 An American Carol (Vivendi Entertainment) / 1,639 Flash of Genius (Universal) / 1,098 Religulous (Lionsgate) / 502 EXPANDING Eagle Eye (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 3,516 (+6) / 2 Lakeview Terrace (Sony / Screen Gems) / 2,574 (+107) / 3 Appaloosa (Warner Bros. (New Line)) / 1,045 (+1031) / 3 Fireproof (Samuel Goldwyn) / 852 (+13) / 2 NO CHANGE Miracle at St. Anna (Buena Vista) / 1,185 / 2 DECLINING Nights in Rodanthe (Warner Bros.) / 2,702 (-2) / 2 Burn After Reading (Focus Features) / 2,397 (-252) / 4 Igor (MGM (Weinstein)) / 2,332 (-9) / 3 Righteous Kill (Overture Films) / 1,789 (-1222) / 4 My Best Friend's Girl (Lionsgate) / 1,702 (-934) / 3 Ghost Town (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 1,456 (-56) / 3 The Women (2008) (Picturehouse) / 1,139 (-1503) / 4 Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys (Lionsgate) / 933 (-671) / 4 The House Bunny (Sony / Columbia) / 695 (-1223) / 7 The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 663 (-743) / 12 DARK KNIGHT remains in 12th place.. still in 663 theaters.. More than some new releases..

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MUST WATCH VIDEO: BILL O'REILLY GOES NUTS



Not, of course, the best of Bill's nuttiness. My personal favorite is still still old flip-out from the old INSIDE EDITION show:

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, September 27, 2008

RUMORS: THE REAL SARAH PALIN MAY MAKE CAMEO APPEARANCE TONIGHT ON SNL


WEEKEND MOVIES--NUMBERS SO FAR

EAGLE EYE tops Friday night box office with under $9.7 mil..

Disney’s Spike Lee WWII drama "The Miracle at St. Anna" fell outside the top five, opening to $1 million on 1,185...

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, September 20, 2008

Box office this weekend

NEW My Best Friend's Girl (Lionsgate) / 2,604 Lakeview Terrace (Sony / Screen Gems) / 2,464 Igor (MGM (Weinstein)) / 2,339 Ghost Town (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 1,505 EXPANDING The Women (2008) (Picturehouse) / 2,995 (+33) / 2 Burn After Reading (Focus Features) / 2,657 (+6) / 2 NO CHANGE Righteous Kill (Overture Films) / 3,152 / 2 Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys (Lionsgate) / 2,070 / 2 DECLINING The House Bunny (Sony / Columbia) / 2,675 (-88) / 5 Tropic Thunder (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 2,333 (-594) / 6 The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 1,905 (-286) / 10 The Dark Knight is still being shown in over 1,900 theaters, even with this week's decrease of 286 theaters.. It's in its tenth week, is is still getting money in the millions..

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, September 14, 2008

Tina Fey cameo on SNL

..or was that Sarah Palin?
They look alike, and the costume designer on Saturday Night Live made it even more realistic last night:



Video:



(*By the way, what is a flurge? flirg? flerge? flirge? No one seems to know..*)

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, September 13, 2008

DISASTER TODAY, COMEDY TONIGHT

TV viewers are glued to the coverage of the tragic aftermath of Hurricane Ike.. but tonight, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE is back.. Expect a highly-energized show .. bashing Sarah Palin? And yes, Tina Fey may be back for the show.. Still no official word.. but she really does look like Sarah Palin..

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, September 7, 2008

MTV MUSIC AWARDS UPDATE

VMAs tonight.. 25th time on MTV ..

Photo wire..
News wire..
MTV..

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All the News Unfit Print for Saturday, September 6, 2008

Weekend box office update: Another Nic Cage flop


Nic Cage failing again at the box office.. This time, BANGKOK DANGEROUS failing to get audiences across the nation..

According to studio estimates, the movie opened under $3 mil Friday night.. More estimates are putting the film below $10mil for the weekend..

Dreadful numbers.. again for Cage..

The DARK KNIGHT will finish third place this weekend.. The film is still being shown in over 2,700 theaters.

AP Photo/Lionsgate,Chan Kam Chuen

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All the News Unfit Print for Friday, September 5, 2008

Drudge Report controversy: Slams Oprah over refusal to allow Palin sit on the couch

Matt Drudge reported early this morning that Oprah won't allow Sarah Palin to appear on the show.. Oprah responded to the Drudge Report, which ended up getting some other press about the press from other sources, saying, "The item in today's Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over." After it's over..If Sarah's free?

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All the News Unfit Print for Thursday, September 4, 2008

Convention-ed out: Weekend box office theater counts

NEW Bangkok Dangerous (Lionsgate) / 2,650 EXPANDING Babylon A.D. (Fox) / 3,425 (+35) / 2 The House Bunny (Sony / Columbia) / 2,736 (+22) / 3 Death Race (Universal) / 2,588 (+51) / 3 College (MGM) / 2,124 (+1) / 2 Traitor (Overture Films) / 2,066 (+12) / 2 NO CHANGE Disaster Movie (Lionsgate) / 2,642 / 2 Summer's over: DECLINING Tropic Thunder (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 3,446 (-27) / 4 The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 2,575 (-175) / 8 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Warner Bros.) / 1,952 (-492) / 4 Mamma Mia! (Universal) / 1,895 (-73) / 8

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All the News Unfit Print for Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The movies will never be the same again


All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, August 24, 2008

MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT AT SUMMER'S END

It always happens.. The summer ends, the school year begins, and one last hurrah takes place at box offices for mindless summer fun.. This year, it's the HOUSE BUNNY, which will end up being number 1 for the weekend.. The low budget comedy stars Anna Faris and features Hugh Hefner's PLAYBOY blondes.. The movie did well among teenage men. Lampooned by critics, eaten up by audiences.. The summer's over.

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, August 17, 2008

DARK KNIGHT knocked down to number 2

But it's now the 2nd highest domestic grosser behind TITANTIC..

This week, though, TROPIC THUNDER is ruling the box office.. Followed by DARK KNIGHT.. and CLONE WARS third, making less than a lot of people thought it would..

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All the News Unfit Print for Friday, August 15, 2008

Weekend box office

NEW Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Warner Bros.) / 3,452 Tropic Thunder (Paramount (DreamWorks)) / 3,319 Mirrors (Fox) / 2,664 EXPANDING The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (Warner Bros.) / 2,714 (+7) / 2 NO CHANGE Pineapple Express (Sony / Columbia) / 3,072 / 2 DECLINING The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) / 3,590 (-435) / 5 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Universal) / 3,348 (-430) / 3 Mamma Mia! (Universal) / 2,769 (-425) / 5

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All the News Unfit Print for Sunday, August 10, 2008

ISAAC HAYES DEAD


4 DARK WEEKENDS

Yet another weekend at the box office, and yet another victory for DARK KNIGHT, which ended up being number 1 for a fourth straight week..

..earned an estimated $26 million during the three days beginning on Friday.. Warner Bros said it has now earned $441.5 mil in 24 days..

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