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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, November 29, 2008


Wal-Mart tramplers being sought


Officials are closely studying security cameras in an attempt to determine who trampled a man yesterday in a Black Friday Wal-Mart rush that killed him..

SCHMUCKRAKER reported on the event yesterday as it happened..

A witness to the chaos said shoppers were like 'savages' as they streamed into the store and trampled the 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour..

..Wal-Mart interestingly reported that the employee came from a temporary agency and was doing maintenance work at the store..

The Valley Stream Wal-Mart had some good sales: A Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV for $798, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as "The Incredible Hulk" for $9//

And one dead man just in time for Christmas.. This story couldn't get worse..

PHOTO ABOVE: Nassau County Police examine the front of the Wal-Mart in Valley Stream, N.Y., Friday, Nov. 28, 2008, after a temporary Wal-Mart worker died after a throng of eager shoppers broke down the doors and trampled him moments after the Long Island store opened early Friday for day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, police said. (AP Photo/Ed Betz)

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All the news unfit to print for Friday, November 28, 2008


* * * Story correct 4:15: Reports of woman's miscarriage were untrue, those sentences have been 'struck' in this update.. * * *ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

A worker at a Long Island Wal-Mart DIED after being trampled in Black Friday stampede..

From the NY DAILY NEWS:
"A worker died after being trampled and a woman miscarried when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart Friday morning, witnesses said. The unidentified worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m. Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him. "He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back.""

This is what makes me absoultely disgusted.. Can you people put your insanity in check for a second? When you, the tramplers amongst us, are on your respective death beds, will you be proud of your life? Proud of rushing around like madmen and madwomen for a material possession that will rot away even slower than you will when you're in the ground? Will you be happy with your constant quest for justification of existence by purchasing goods that will be tossed aside hours after they are opened on Christmas morning? Will you feel that you achieved a goal by now killing someone and making another miscarry as you raced into a Wal-Mart for gifts? A Wal-Mart that is going to be open 24 hours a day until Christmas anyway!?

This story is beyond sad or pathetic, it's truely horrifying. Horrifying that, even during a time of recessionary spending habits, people will still rush into a store like rabid animals to ensure that they get the perfect foreign made piece of garbage on sale.. And now, with your achievements of getting that perfect gift, a woman lost her baby .. I hope you, the trampling shopper out there, can sleep well tonight knowing a worker died, and that a woman lost her child.. ...By the way, the DAILY NEWS reports at the end of their breaking story, "Before police shut down the store, eager shoppers streamed past emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the store clerk's life." . Only a few shoppers stopped to even see what they did.. only a few material lovers were able to put their own selfish and short lived desires on hold to see a man dying--a man with a story and a family. Futile existence? No one's life is futile. And you got your perfect gift. Don't open it too fast. it may turn to dust before you do.

(*Original story 11:15 am, updated 4:15 pm to correct miscarriage story)

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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, November 22, 2008



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FATHER APPALLED BY VIRTUAL AUDIENCE TO SON'S DEATH

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Sick net: Kid kills himself online.. while thousands watched live on his webcam

Abraham Biggs, 19, of Pembroke Pines, Florida, killed himself. He was a college student at Broward Community College.. And while the news of a teenager committing suicide may not come as a shock, the fact that he did it online may--on his webcam while people watched.. Glued to their computer screens.. Biggs' name was "CandyJunkie" on a bodybuilding website.. He blogged his plans to kill himself.. Police have been in touch with users of the site that have read his previous blogs, blogs that often spoke about killing himself. According to an AP report today, some users who read the blog told investigators they did not take him seriously because he had threatened suicide on the site before.. However, as the AP goes on to say, the Biggs family is angry that the viewers, or the website, acted to save the 19-year-old's life.. Justin.tv CEO Michael Seibel said: "We regret that this has occurred and want to respect the privacy of the broadcaster and his family during this time." The AP:
"Condolences poured in to Biggs' MySpace page, where the mostly unsmiling teen is seen posing in a series of pictures with various young women. On justin.tv, his alias was "feels_like_ecstacy.""
Tonight, the investigation continues into the internet suicide. .Cops are beginning to think that Biggs was egged on by fellow bloggers.. Biggs wrote a posting on a body building forum (*one that has since been taken down, according to ABC NEWS:
"I have let everyone down and I feel as though I will never change or never improve. I am in love with a girl and I know that I am not good enough for her. I have come to believe that my life has all been meaningless. I keep trying and I keep failing. I have thought about and attempted suicide many times in the past"
Biggs took a drug overdose in front of his life Net audience.. Viewers reacted with "OMG" and even LOL when they watched his motionless body on the bed while his webcam continued to stream live.. When police tracked down the address of Biggs' home and now death bed, the webcam shut off.. viewers were able to see the cops show up before the transmission was cut.. The disturbing news of Abraham Biggs' death now national and global news.. Another example of the "kids aren't alright" .. and the Internet being used to showcase it.. In this horrid example, though, the net was shown at its worst.. Users with anonymous names sending messages of glee as a young man killed himself in front of them.. People safely in front of their lifeless monitors encouraging madness.. The kids may not be alright, but neither is the Net..

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All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, September 23, 2008




SO MUCH BAD NEWS, SO LITTLE TIME DIRE WARNINGS OVER ECONOMIC HEALTH OF NATION KNIGHT BERNANKE/KING HENRY APPEAR BEFORE SKEPTICAL SENATE
The latest in the bad news about the economy column: A column expanding more and more, as the stock market slips by the day.. Dire warnings came from Ben Bernake and Henry Paulson on Capitol Hill today, warning that the Senate and House must vote yes on the $700 bil (try trillion) bailout plan, stating that if not dire consequences await the already fragile nation. The Senate Banking Committee appeared unlikely to give Paulson the immediate and broad power he wants, Senator Shelby commented that the Senate needs to look to some alternatives. Senators from both the Democrat and Republican parties appear to be unlikely to must rapidly in passing the bailout measure--one that will be backed up by the deep pocketed *rigggghhht* American taxpayers. In a stunning moment today, Senator Chris Dodd commented on the bailout measure: "After reading this proposal, I can only conclude that it is not only our economy that is at risk, Mr. Secretary, but our Constitution, as well".. Senator Jim Bunning said, "It’s financial socialism, and it’s un-American".. Un-American? The Constitution is at risk? Without being a financial expert, it's obvious that the measure is not free-market. It's not capitalism, but instead is trying to rescue capitalism before the greed and excessive nature of capitalism destroys itself. The Roaring 20s saw the same greed and mismanagement. .this time the federal government is trying to hedge off the second Great Depression--and .. are we teetering on the edge of this? Not to cause further rampant speculation, but the fact that the government is getting involved to such a high degree shows the extent of chaos and turmoil we are on the edge of. The bailout plan appears to be hated--by everyone--including the authors! Paulson said, "It's embarrassing to look at this, and I think it's embarrassing to the United States of America" Embarrassing for the United States of America.. But what about the Constitution? Is Treasury readying the shredders? And if you're not worried yet? Think of this: The UNITED NATIONS is calling for global leadership during bad economic times, China wants a new world currency, and Iranian president Ahmadinejad said today that America is nearing collapse.. Worried now? Think about it...

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All the news unfit to print for Sunday, July 13, 2008


When in Wisconsin, don't have sex with dead people

No, really. It's illegal. You may have already known it's completely reprehensible.. But now it's illegal. Three men dug up a woman that died a week earlier in an auto accident, all in order for one of them to have sex with the corpse.. The Grant County Circuit Court dismissed the charges after agreeing with the defendants' interpretation of the law that sexual assault is not applicable to a dead person unless the defendant was responsible for the death of the victim.. The state Supreme Court weighed in, voting 5-2 that reversed the lower court decision .. The high court ruled that it's a crime because there is no consent from the victim. How 'bout the fact that it's a dead body! All of the grave diggers were 22.. Their intentions were obvious. Authorities said that a passing driver saw the incident happening.. before they have the chance to do their deed. And now with the Supreme Court decision, sex with the dead is banned in the state..

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