All the news unfit to print for Friday, January 8, 2010


ATTACK OF THE BODY SCANNERS: NOW COME THE MOBILE VANS.. WILL THEY MEASURE JAMES CARVILLE'S PENIS?

High powered vans may pull up to your local gathering hall.. bar.. restaurant.. mall. And scan the crowd. Not just faces or figures, but also nude bodies..

The notion that the nude body scanners will only stay within airports is naive.. The Dutch News is reporting:
"The paper bases its claim on a confidential document which suggests the scanner could first be used as an alternative to random body searches in high risk areas. The mobile detector would enable the search to be carried out more quickly and would only be used on people suspected of carrying concealed weapons, police spokesman Paul De Kruijf told the paper.
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The document also mentions the possibility of carrying out long-distance scans and mass scans on crowds at events such as football matches. In addition, the scan could be combined with a sniffer detector which would analyse an 'air sample' from a suspect for traces of drugs or explosives, the paper says
And it's NOT JUST THE BODY!! Now new technology is increasing the chances that mind detention devices will soon find you--before you commit your crime.. the AP appears to be writing a story about how perfect a world we'd become with such devices..

In the end, ignoring the security fears and the fears about privacy rights being trampled byy government agents staring through clothing to find every fold on your genitals, perhaps we can get our best advice from Democratic strategist James Carville, who said, "Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane"

Thanks for the image, Mr. Carville. . .Soon, the TSA will measure all our penises..



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