Maybe it just should NOT be..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/6514155/Large-Hadron-Collider-broken-by-bread-dropped-by-passing-bird.html

It was suggested earlier in October by reputable experts (really) that the Hadron Collider may be the victim of its own future, and that the collider can "ripple backward through time" and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather..