All the news unfit to print.. and not a drop to drink.

The security operation at this week's G20 summit was thrown into chaos last night when it emerged that the entire network of central London's wireless CCTV cameras will have to be turned off because of a legal ruling! More from the GUARDIAN..

Police vs the protesters: Police are mounting a huge security operation ..
On the agenda: Dinner and dissent..

Obama goes to Europe.. in London..


Waxed and ready: Fake Obama meets the fake Queen..

Tomorrow, on April fools day, Obama will kneel before the Queen after days of practicing how he would do it..

Pakistani Taliban threatens to attacsk the White House!

In days leading up to North Korean rocket tests, few media outlets are paying attention to the plight of U.S. journalilsts Laura Ling and Euna Lee .. North Korea is ready to try the two journalists for "hostile acts" .. Could be sent to a forced labor camp..

More on North Korea: The United States says that the missile is consistent with satellite images .. Images of bulb-shaped tip that gives credence to Pyongyang's claim it plans to put a satellite in space.. MORE.. North Korea is threatening Japan with war over the missile launch .. The United States warns of "consequences" .. More .. Some worried that North Korea has assembled nuclear warheads..
Developing story..

Too big to fail? Too big to live? Now bankruptcy? .. GM contemplates..
Chrysler and GM race to fix their companies before time runs out..
What about sales? .. GM CEO--the one not fired by the White House--says bankruptcy is on the table..
Ford and GM offer payment protection to people with financial problems..

Print runs dry: Chicago SUN TIMES files for bankruptcy protection..

Good news for once: Walgreens to offer free clinic visits to unemployed and uninsured..

The new health drink: Coffee.. Study shows that it could lesson pain during exercising..

Sometimes you feel like a nut.. sometimes you don't.. AP reporting: The salmonella scare that prompted a blanket federal warning against eating pistachios may have erupted because contaminated raw nuts got mixed with roasted nuts during processing, the company at the center of the nationwide recall said Tuesday.. MORE..

Frito-Lay recalls its salted pistachios; Dean Foods checking its products..
..the recall widens..


Man charged with drunken driving--on mobile bar stool!
He got caught after they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower..


And ANOTHER ONE! Health and Human Services nominee Kathleen Sebelius recently corrected three years of tax returns and paid more than $7,000 in back taxes after finding "unintentional errors" !

Congress votes to expand Americorps.. 275-149 vote..
AP has more on Congress' passage of the national service bill.. .. is it compulsory?

Doctor: Sea levels rising is the 'greatest lie ever told'..


Sick details revealed: Kerby Revelus was holding his 5-year-old sister, Bianca, and while the officer watched, decapitated her with a kitchen knife..

Madonna mom tells PEOPLE mag that she is not using her fame to speed up adoption..

Ouch: Netflix hikes Blu-Ray rental prices by 20%..

End of the 90s, for sure: Microsoft kills Encarta.. Can't compete with Wikipedia..

Osbournes reloaded.. and a little censored..

Former ANGEL vampire dies at age 33..


Billy Joel edges out Elton John in double-header..

Facebook is not his friend: CFO Yu gone..

Scary: Honda creates mind-controlled robots..