AP Photo/Middletown Ohio Police department via Dayton Daily News Michelle Allen, 32, was arrested in Ohio for disorderly conduct, which included public urination, chasing children while drunk while wearing a cow suit, and in her rampage screaming obscenities.. She was a theme park employee, which explains the suit. And she wasn't wearing anything under her cow suit, and was forced to wear the suit for her prison mugshot. And reports (really, I'm not making this up) from the jailhouse: While she was sobering up before her court appearance, she was yelling "suck my udders".. I have to say I feel bad for Allen a little bit. While I never dressed as a cow and yelled for people to suck my udders, I probably did stupid or weird things when I was drunk. Even more, Michelle Allen now has this on her record--a now very public record. The story has made it around the world due to the odd nature of the situation. A woman dressed as a cow, urinating in public.. A sad schmuck of the week. But what I want to know, when she was urinating, was there an opening somewhere? Or did it just flow out of an udder?

Labels: crime, Odd, Offbeat, Schmuck of the Week