I thought about releasing my tax returns in PDF form just for fun today. I ruled against it. Too many scandals. People will see I have two jobs and make little money even when they're combined. Nonetheless, the random rakings of the day submitted for your Schmuck raked approval:

China fears more protests of Olympic torch .. shootings in Tibet

Boycott now..

David Sneath worked at Ford for 34 years .. now a millionaire jackpot winner, he's out of there.

52 girls removed from Texas compound of Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints..

This was their land first! Outrage (at least on my part) as Navajo nation is set to lose Internet signal..

Mystery in Utah: Dead birds washing up at Great Salt Lake..

80,000 jobs cut in March .. unemployment rate ticking up .. more recession fears with numbers release..

Corn prices hit records .. experts warn it means higher prices at grocery stores..

Sick: Life sentence for man that beheaded senior citizen screenwriter with cleaver..

PHOTO above: Vivek Prakash/Reuters: Viva La Eve by Triumph at the Singapore Fashion Festival April 3, 2008 Thong was valued at $121,106...