The White House is brushing up on how to act when royalty arrives. Even though we won the Revolutionary War way back when, there's still Jamestown: And it's the 400th this year, as you may already know. So if you thought the country felt just a little bit extra special this week, it is because the Queen of England has arrived in America to see the little town that was.

She's going to the White House tonight for a big state dinner. If anyone remembers the NAKED GUN, you will recall the scene with Leslie Neilson sailing down a table on top of the Queen lookalike actress.. we can only hope that President Bush will not find himself in the same embarassing predicament this evening..